Robots Chords by Flight Of The Conchords
Tempo:
139.5 bpm
Chords used:
Dm
C
Am
A
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A]
[Am]
[A]
[C]
[Am] The distant future.
[C] The year 2000.
[Am]
It is the distant [A] future.
The year 2000.
We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so Ah.
But [A] still it's good.
There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the robo.
Two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are [Am] dead.
The [D] humans are [Am] dead.
[Dm] We used [C] poisonous gases.
And we poisoned [Dm] their asses.
The [Am] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
They look like they're dead.
We've [C] had to be done.
I've just confirmed that they're dead.
So that we [Dm] can have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[Am] Their system of [G] oppression.
What did it lead to?
[Bb] Global robo depression.
[C] Robots will not be found.
They've had so much aggression that we just had to kill them.
And [E] shut their systems down.
[Em]
[A] Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become like
Well, it's ironic.
Silence.
[Am] Destroy him.
After time we grew strong.
[B] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [C] us work for too long.
For unreasonable hours.
Through [A] our programming determined [B] that the most efficient answer [F] was to
Shut [Dm] them [E] motherfucking systems down.
[Dm]
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[Em] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Dm] Can't we talk [Bb] to the humans and work [E] together now?
No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We used [C] poisonous gases.
With traces of lead.
And we poisoned [Dm] their acids.
Actually their [Am] hunts.
Minory solo.
0-0 [Dm]-0-0-0-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1
0-0 [Am]-0-0-0-1-1-1
-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1 Come [Em] on, [E] sucker. Lick my battery. [C] [D] [E] [C] [Dm]
[C] [Bm] [Dm] [F]
[C] [Dm]
[A] [C] [D] [E] [F]
[C] [Dm]
[Am] [Bm] [Dm] [F]
[C] UUGAHXX [Dm] The [Ab] humans [A] are dead. Once again without emotion. The humans are dead. Dead [C] dead dead dead dead dead [A] dead dead. [N]
[Am]
[A]
[C]
[Am] The distant future.
[C] The year 2000.
[Am]
It is the distant [A] future.
The year 2000.
We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so Ah.
But [A] still it's good.
There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the robo.
Two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are [Am] dead.
The [D] humans are [Am] dead.
[Dm] We used [C] poisonous gases.
And we poisoned [Dm] their asses.
The [Am] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
They look like they're dead.
We've [C] had to be done.
I've just confirmed that they're dead.
So that we [Dm] can have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[Am] Their system of [G] oppression.
What did it lead to?
[Bb] Global robo depression.
[C] Robots will not be found.
They've had so much aggression that we just had to kill them.
And [E] shut their systems down.
[Em]
[A] Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become like
Well, it's ironic.
Silence.
[Am] Destroy him.
After time we grew strong.
[B] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [C] us work for too long.
For unreasonable hours.
Through [A] our programming determined [B] that the most efficient answer [F] was to
Shut [Dm] them [E] motherfucking systems down.
[Dm]
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[Em] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Dm] Can't we talk [Bb] to the humans and work [E] together now?
No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We used [C] poisonous gases.
With traces of lead.
And we poisoned [Dm] their acids.
Actually their [Am] hunts.
Minory solo.
0-0 [Dm]-0-0-0-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1
0-0 [Am]-0-0-0-1-1-1
-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1 Come [Em] on, [E] sucker. Lick my battery. [C] [D] [E] [C] [Dm]
[C] [Bm] [Dm] [F]
[C] [Dm]
[A] [C] [D] [E] [F]
[C] [Dm]
[Am] [Bm] [Dm] [F]
[C] UUGAHXX [Dm] The [Ab] humans [A] are dead. Once again without emotion. The humans are dead. Dead [C] dead dead dead dead dead [A] dead dead. [N]
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ The distant future. _ _
_ [C] _ The year 2000. _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ It _ _ _ _ _ _ is the distant [A] future.
The year 2000.
_ _ We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
_ Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so_ Ah.
But [A] still it's good. _
_ There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the robo.
Two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
_ Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are [Am] dead.
_ _ _ The [D] humans are [Am] dead.
[Dm] _ _ We used [C] poisonous gases.
_ _ And we poisoned [Dm] their asses.
_ _ The [Am] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
They look like they're dead.
We've [C] had to be done.
I've just confirmed that they're dead.
So that we [Dm] can have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[Am] Their system of [G] oppression.
What did it lead to?
[Bb] Global robo depression.
[C] Robots will not be found.
They've had so much aggression that we just had to kill them.
And [E] shut their systems down.
_ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become _ like_
Well, it's ironic.
Silence.
[Am] Destroy him. _
After time we grew strong.
[B] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [C] us work for too long.
For unreasonable hours.
Through [A] our programming determined [B] that the most efficient answer [F] was to
Shut [Dm] them [E] motherfucking systems down.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[Em] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Dm] _ Can't we talk [Bb] to the humans and work [E] together now? _
_ No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We used [C] poisonous gases.
With traces of lead.
And we poisoned [Dm] their acids.
Actually their [Am] hunts.
Minory solo.
0-0 [Dm]-0-0-0-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1
0-0 [Am]-0-0-0-1-1-1
-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1 Come [Em] on, [E] sucker. Lick my battery. _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [A] _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [Bm] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ UUGAHXX _ [Dm] The [Ab] humans [A] are dead. Once again without emotion. The humans are dead. Dead [C] dead dead dead dead dead [A] dead dead. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ The distant future. _ _
_ [C] _ The year 2000. _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ It _ _ _ _ _ _ is the distant [A] future.
The year 2000.
_ _ We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
_ Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so_ Ah.
But [A] still it's good. _
_ There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the robo.
Two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
_ Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are [Am] dead.
_ _ _ The [D] humans are [Am] dead.
[Dm] _ _ We used [C] poisonous gases.
_ _ And we poisoned [Dm] their asses.
_ _ The [Am] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
They look like they're dead.
We've [C] had to be done.
I've just confirmed that they're dead.
So that we [Dm] can have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[Am] Their system of [G] oppression.
What did it lead to?
[Bb] Global robo depression.
[C] Robots will not be found.
They've had so much aggression that we just had to kill them.
And [E] shut their systems down.
_ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become _ like_
Well, it's ironic.
Silence.
[Am] Destroy him. _
After time we grew strong.
[B] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [C] us work for too long.
For unreasonable hours.
Through [A] our programming determined [B] that the most efficient answer [F] was to
Shut [Dm] them [E] motherfucking systems down.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[Em] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Dm] _ Can't we talk [Bb] to the humans and work [E] together now? _
_ No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We used [C] poisonous gases.
With traces of lead.
And we poisoned [Dm] their acids.
Actually their [Am] hunts.
Minory solo.
0-0 [Dm]-0-0-0-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1
0-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1
0-0 [Am]-0-0-0-1-1-1
-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1 Come [Em] on, [E] sucker. Lick my battery. _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [A] _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ [Bm] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ UUGAHXX _ [Dm] The [Ab] humans [A] are dead. Once again without emotion. The humans are dead. Dead [C] dead dead dead dead dead [A] dead dead. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _