Chords for Robbie Williams | 'No One Likes A Fat Pop Star' | Swings Both Ways Official Track

I [C#] come from a land of kebabs and curries, [F#m] second [Fm] _ [F#m] helpings, no [E] worries
Pile the carbs upon the plate, [C] and one day it's [B] too late
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ No breakfast, no lunch, and just carpets I'm munching
[G#] A thimble of self-esteem
_ [C#] Plays [F#m] nothing for afters, an [B] absence of laughter
[E] The saddest that [C#] I've ever [F#m] been
[B] You [E] just can't be Portland, not this side of 40
[G#]
Job is a single [C#] chin game _ _
[F#m] Scum, paparazzi, is the way [B] police nasties
[E] Have narrowed [Am] the hall of [E] fame _
No one likes a fat bum star
Bum is a place full of fear
[D] No one likes a fat bum star
[G] We want to hear men [B] be possessed
_ _ [E] When I get fanged, I chew through my [G#m] restraints
It's the [G#] best meal that I've [C#] had all week
[F#m] If I could eat my own [B] words, I'd tear through the [E] verbs
But nobody pays me to _ speak _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[Am] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ No one likes a _ _ _ [Am] fat bum star
Bum is a place full of fear
_ [D] Sorry, _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
we can't thank [B] you here
_ [E] Now you've upset me, [Am] I feel like a snack
[D] A packet of minstrels, [G] a pie and a nap
[C] So what's wrong [B] with _ that? _ _
No [E] breakfast, no lunch, and just carpet a munch
And [G#m] a thimble of self _ [C#]
-esteem
[F#m] Plays nothing for afters, an [B] absence of laughter
[E] The thinnest that [Am] I've ever been
_ _ Thank you _ _ _
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