Chords for Rival's Theme - Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire

[E] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Am] _ [B] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [D] _ [Em] _
_ _ [D] _ [C] You can't fuck [D] a [B] gargoyle.
I [Em] don't care if you're a six-legged downright murderous, [B] spottedly enemy eyes.
It's a fucking Pokemon.
[Em] It's part of the amorphous ant group.
[Bm] You wanna know what that means, [Em] muddy pal?
That means that fucking it would be like putting a dick in some form of [Bm] some [Em] malleable, squishy,
I don't even wanna [C] think about how it feels.
[D] I feel like somebody said it, but [Em] that's fucked up.
Also, the [C] only holes it probably has [Am] is its mouth and the black [D#] holes it can make.
You know, I studied [C] negative [D] evolution, and it's downright amazing [Em] to watch my good friend
[E] negative-evolver [C] Gardevoir, [G] but now every [Bm] time I see her do it, I [Em] remember the shitty fucking
part I [C] see when [B] I just wanna look at these gorgeous [Em] creatures and it makes me die inside.
I don't care [B] about some will-serving, protected, straight-and-careful-and-pogged-ass
[Em] bullcrap.
It can serve you in loving ways that don't involve trying to fuck it.
Fucking cuddle your Gardevoir.
Don't try to [F#] fuck it, you sick [Em] freak.
Jesus fucking Christ,
fucking [C] human.
[D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _