Chords for Rick (from Pile) at The Thing in the Spring

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Trade it up for [Eb] stronger _ cologne
_ Cause it's gone
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Trade it up for [Bb] stronger [Eb]
cologne
_ Cause [G] he turned a _ scone [Bb] to a broken bone _
He tried to cry cause it hurt to _ think
But [G] neither love _ works
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In a leisure _ [Eb] _ suit _ made of [Bbm] _ _ [G] rhinestones
He [Eb] watches his dogs _ _ clean [Bb] his clothes
[Db] He seems an [Eb] alright _ _ guy _ from what [Bb] I'm told _ _ _
_ _ [Abm] _ The _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ transit [F] _ [E] authority _ funds [Eb] whatever _ pass [Gm] to get my feet in tune _ _
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[C] _ _ _ [Dm] And the _ [Gb] plastic [Gm] it's made _ [E] from [Eb] holds up [C] so strong [G] and true
_ _ _ _ But _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I _ want a string quartet while I use the _ loo _
Spiders [Bb] crawl up from under me to make sure I move
[Am] They crawl _ into [Gm] my _ [D] holes and [Eb] make me weak
And [C] _
remember [Ebm] my _ name
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [F] He will only [Eb] _ _ dance [Bb] to a dial tone
_ [F] He lives on [Eb] _ [Ab] function
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] Function _ alone is not much behind [Bb] the _ eyes
_ [F] From what [Bb] I'm told _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
[D] Trade it _ up for [Bb] stronger cologne
_ Looks like [F] going _ now, smells [Eb] like staying at _ home
[G] And [C] all the _ [F] while there were spiders [Eb] in my [G] butt just crawling [C] _
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[G] _ _ [Gm] But _ I want a string quartet while [Bbm] I use the loo
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Nothing [Bb] crawls up [Gm] over my head, makes [Bb] sure I _ _ [A] move
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