Chords for Richard Dyer-Bennet sings a few humorously indecent songs! (3)

_ _ _ Two maidens went milking one day.
Two maidens went milking one day.
And the wind it did blow high, and the wind [Dm] it did blow low.
[G] And it tossed their pails to and fro, na, na, na.
And it tossed their [D] pails to [G] and fro.
They met with a man they didn't know.
They [A] met with a man [G] they didn't know.
And they said, have you the skill?
[C] And they said, have you [D] the will?
For [G] to catch us a [D] small bird or [B] two, na, na, na.
[G] For to catch [C] us a [A] small bird [G] or two.
Here's a health to the blackbird in the bush.
Likewise to the merry little doe.
If you'll come along with me [C] under yonder [D] flowering tree,
[G] I might catch you a small bird or two, na, _ na, na.
I might [C] catch you a small [G] bird or two.
So they went and they sat neath a tree. _
They went and they sat neath two. _
And the birds flew round about.
[C] Pretty birds [D] flew in and out.
[Em] And he caught [D] them by one and [G] by two, na, _ na, na.
And he caught [C] them by one [G] and by two.
So my [D] boys, let us [G] drink down the sun.
My boys, let us drink down the moon.
Take your lady to the [C] wood if you [D] really think you should.
[Am] You might [C] catch her a [D] small bird [G] or two, [B] na, na, [G] na. _
_ You might _ [C] catch her a [A] small _ [D] bird. _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] Me father kept a boarding house, hullabaloo, b'lay. _
Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
Me father kept a boarding house, hullabaloo, b'lay. _ _ _
The boarding house was on the quay, hullabaloo, b'lay.
Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
But the lodges were nearly all at sea.
Hullabaloo, b'lay.
_ _ _ A flash young fellow called Shallow Brown.
Hullabaloo, b'lay. _
Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
He followed me mother all round the town.
Hullabaloo, b'lay. _ _
Me father said, young man, me [E] boy, hullabaloo, b'lay.
_ Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
To which he quickly made [D] reply, hullabaloo, b'lay.
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Next day, while dad was in the [Dm] crown, hullabaloo, b'lay.
_ Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
Me mother ran off with Shallow Brown.
Hullabaloo, b'lay.
_ [A] _ _ Me father slowly pined [A] away.
Hullabaloo, [Dm] b'lay.
_ Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay.
Me mother came back on the following day.
Hullabaloo, b'la, b'lay. _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ [Em] _ There was an old woman in our [G] town, in our town did [B] dwell.
She [G] loved her husband [Am] dearly, but another man twice as well.
_ [Em] So she went down to the doctor [G] to see what [B] she could find,
see what she could find, [Am] sir, to make her old man blind. _
[Em] Feed him eggs and marrow, Bo, feed them to him all,
and that will [G] make him so darn [Am] blind he can't see [E] you at all.
[Em] So she fed him eggs and marrow, Bo, fed them to him all,
[E] and that did make him so darn blind he [Am] couldn't see her at all.
Oh, now I'm getting [G] old and blind, tired of my [B] life,
so I'll go down and drown [Am] myself, and that will end my strife.
[Em] To drown yourself, said she, said she, oh, that would be a sin,
[G] so I'll go down to the [E] river's edge and [G] kindly shove [E] you in.
[Em] So the old woman took a running jump for to shove [C] her old man in,
but the [G] old man, he stepped to one side, and the old [E] woman, she fell in.
[Em] She yelled for help, screamed for help, [G] loudly she did [D] bawl,
but the old man said, I'm so darn [Am] blind that I can't see you at all.
So she swam along, swam along, till she [C] came to the river's brim,
[Am] but the old man, he got a great long pole, and he shoved her [E] further in.
[Em] So now the old woman is dead and gone, and the devil has got her soul,
and [Bm] wasn't she a darned old [Am] fool that she didn't grab that pole?
_ [C] Eggs, eggs and marrow, Bo, will [Em] make your old man [B] blind,
[G] but if you want for to do [Am] him in, creep up [G] from behind. _ _ _
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