Chords for Rhett Tyler & Early Warning - Linoleum Shuffle

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[G] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
What's [C] up?
It's [Bb] a Mad Person [Am] song.
[Gm] _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [D] _
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She ain't nothing but a sweet thing.
[Gb] _
_ _ [F] Oh, [Gb] boy, said [G] it ain't no big [Bm] deal.
[Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
She ain't nothing but a sweet thing. _
_ _ Oh, boy, said it [G] ain't no big _ deal. _ _
And _ _ _ _ [B] _ [Am] _ _
I'm gonna take my sweet [Bm] time. _
_ And I'm gonna tell her [F] just [G] how I feel.
[Em] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [D] I'm a dead man.
_ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] She ain't just a sweet [C] thing.
_ [Em] You know [C] she's cold sugar [Gb] all [G] the time.
[G] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _
She ain't just a sweet _ thing.
_ [Am] _ And she's cold [G] sugar all [B] the [G] time. _ _ _
Oh, my [B] girl.
_ [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
And she's so kinda, you know, kinda good _ [Bm]
lookin'.
Oh, [D] she brings [Gm] sight [G] to the [F] blind.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, [Em] hey, [Eb] hey.
_ [G]
I'm not waiting [D] to chill with myself.
I gotta [F] talk to this [G] girl. _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] Woo! _
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [G] You [C] listening?
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _ _
It's like [Gm] taking candies from a baby.
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ You know the other day I was in the kitchen
just [C] kinda minding my _
[Eb] own [C] business.
Yeah, [Bb] sure.
[G] _ _
And she walked into [Gm] the room.
_ [G] _ She gave me that look, you know what I'm saying?
And I'm thinking to myself,
_ [A] _ [C] what do you want?
_ _ You know, as if I didn't know.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _
[G] _ _ Yeah, I thought to myself, _
_ uh [C]-oh, that must be some [Am] kind of new thing.
As I'm sitting over there by the refrigerator
and the stoves and the [Bm] knives and the forks and the spoons,
[D] and there's a cat over on [G] the floor. _
And I noticed all [Em] around me
[Eb] _ [Dm] there's linoleum on the floor. I said,
_ _ [G]
that [E] must be some [G] kind of new thing. _
And I thought, what does she want? _ _ _
She looked at me, oh, so healthy.
And she said, bring me something [Bb] quick and make it [B] hot. _ _
[C] _ And I [A] thought to myself,
[Gm] here [C] I am, the knives, the forks, the [A] spoons,
[Gm] the stove and the pan.
[G] What am [Em] I, some kind of kitchen [G] appliance?
And [A] all of a sudden, it got to me.
[C] _ _ [Am] _
_ _ I've been around, but there's linoleum on the [Bm] floor.
_ And we're about to [Dm] invent a new [G] dance we're going to call
the linoleum shuffle.
[Em] _ [Eb] Well, [D] go ahead.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Bb] She's [G] nothing but a [C] sweet girl.
_ [E] _ Oh, [Gb] but she ain't no [G] big deal.
_ [G] _ And she's a liar. _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ She [Bb] touched me by [Am] the hand.
_ [C] _
Woo!
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _
She proved to me, she proved [C] it once again,
[G]
that linoleum could be a very big deal.
_ _ [Am]
And I'm gonna tell my own sweet side.
[Bm] _
_ [N] _ I'm gonna tell her just how I _ [F] feel.
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Oh, [G] she's such a sweet girl. _ _ _
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