Chords for Rev. Billy C. Wirtz -- "Stick Out Your Can"

_ you know what I've got stick-ass can do the _ garbage man _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ mom's stick [Am]-ass can here [G] comes the garbage man _
_ [C] nobody take [F#] it out the way your daddy [Em] can
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[D] I got a girl [G] named Sheila Westbrook
but like the dog says she don't cook but she loves to fish
chicken when the mama comes and the son comes and the next
[Gm] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ stick [G#]-ass can here comes the garbage man
stick-ass can here comes the garbage [G] _ [A#] [D] man
[G] 3-2-5 and 4-2-6
I ain't good looking I got a [F] long line of credit at the [G] Bank of [Gm] America
_ stick-ass [Bm] can here comes the garbage man
[Em] _ _
[C] stick-ass can [D] here [G] comes the garbage _ [D] man
[G] way in the net is the sister out to milk the cow
sister got ahold of the bull somehow
mama, mama, better run here [D] quick
[Gm] sister got the bull right square on the frog
_ _ _ [G] _ _ Agriculture humor works about half-way with this crowd
[Em] stick-ass [D] can here comes [Em] the garbage _ _ [D] man
[G] _ _ _ now _ [D] _ [C] _
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[D] _ _ [C] _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ [D] _
[N] what happens I get to roll it up here and I get to run it up here
this is the worst it always gets me in trouble so let me do it slowly
This goes, I'm not a pheasant, feather, plucker, or a feather, plucker, son, but I can pluck
a pheasant feather, kill the feather plucker, cop.
_ _ _ This is kind of a silly, a little innocuous, cheap laugh, but it's one of these things
that, believe it or not, [G] there's a difference of two letters.
If I say, [D] I'm not, well you'll see, it goes like this.
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[D] _ [Gm] Well, _ _ [G] _ _
I'm not [N] a pheasant, feather, plucker, wait a minute, hold on a second. _ _ _ _
_ _ On the end, it costs you to give, okay? _
_ But it's [D] the one that got it.
[Gm] We [N] got into a big argument with one of the wheeling, I think it was the wheeling festival,
I [D] said, oh, they said, no, you should, at the end of the [C] day, [N] apparently there was a
group of like, _ high school [D#m] academy, and I [Gm] don't know, they were parking cars or something,
but Roberta was the one that kind of [D] upset them.
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[G] _ _ [D] Now we know what they mom was doing at Wawa.
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_ _ _ _ [D] It goes like [Gm] this.
_ [D] Wait, _ _ hold on.
_ [E] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[E] _ _ [G] _ Wait, _ kill the feather plucker, or feather plucker, seven, and I can plucker about as
bad as kill the feather plucker, go! _
_ _ P _ _ [Am].J.!
_ [Em] This _ [D] _ _ [G] last _ _ one, [Gm] the more I think about it, it's kind of a _ [G] good way to live [A] your life.
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ [D] _ Acid to [G] acid, dust to dust, thank you all for putting up with my fuss.
Here's a reminder for you, [D] just in [G] case, don't ever stick your finger where you wouldn't put your face.
[Gm] Stick your ass kick in, here comes the [G] garbage man.
_ [C] Stick your ass [Am] kick in, here comes the [G] garbage man.
Everybody, say yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say yeah, yeah.
_ [F#] Stick your ass kick in, here comes the [G] garbage man.
One more time, [Gm] say yeah, yeah.
_ [G] Say _ [C] yeah, yeah.
Stick your ass kick [D] in, here [Em] comes the garbage [D] man.
Well, I'll tell you what, [D] my voice is fading, I'm [Em] missing notes.
It means it's time to eat up.
_ Go hang out with a couple of ladies [Am] and eat some dinner. _
[F#] _ _ [G] Miss G, [D] you about ready?
[G] _ _ _
_ _ She's hot.
_ _ [Gm] I guess that means I'm ready [D] for dinner.
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Oh, is that [G] Judith?
Oh, [D] alright.
_ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you that that's [G] exactly what this is all about, to see my friends,
and to see Judith and Kathy and all these [E] people, and they're [D#] still here, and they're still alive,
and they're still loving this music.
It's just such a wonderful, wonderful thing.
[Am] Thank you all, I'm Reverend Bill Ritz, [G] God bless you all.
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