Sit On You Chords by Rebel Son
Tempo:
142 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
A
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
I was eating [C] at a Mexican place with [D] some friends and we were fixing to go when [G] I saw
a girl I used [C] to know who did me [D] wrong not long ago.
[G] All at once I [C] had a mean idea and [D] I looked at my buddies and smiled.
I [G] said, let's sit back down and [C] have a few more rounds.
[D] Let's stay for just a little while.
[G] [D]
[G]
Every time I [C] eat foreign food it [D] really tears my stomach up.
So [G] I'm gonna sit right here and [C] drink beer until I've [D] gotta take me a big ol' dump.
And [G] I'll push her off of [C] her bar stool and [D] as soon as she hits the ground,
[G] I'm gonna stand [C] right over her [D] and pull my britches down.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
[A]
[Dm] [G]
I'll admit that [C] was one good shit.
[D] Oh honey, cause I had the quirk.
[G]
She was covered in turds but [C] nobody said a word.
[D] As I wiped my ass on her shirt, I [G] pulled my pants up.
[C] Everyone was in shock.
[D] Nobody did or said a thing.
[G]
Then me and my buddies [C] headed out the door [D] and we just laughed and sang.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big fat shit [G] on you.
[A]
[D] [G]
[C]
[A]
[G] [A]
[D] [A]
[G] [A]
[D] [G]
So woman, if you're reading [C] me like shit, [D] it's what you think you'll do.
Then [G] think about my [C] nasty rotten ass [D] returning the favor to you.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit [D] on you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
[A] [D] [G]
[C]
[D] [G]
I was eating [C] at a Mexican place with [D] some friends and we were fixing to go when [G] I saw
a girl I used [C] to know who did me [D] wrong not long ago.
[G] All at once I [C] had a mean idea and [D] I looked at my buddies and smiled.
I [G] said, let's sit back down and [C] have a few more rounds.
[D] Let's stay for just a little while.
[G] [D]
[G]
Every time I [C] eat foreign food it [D] really tears my stomach up.
So [G] I'm gonna sit right here and [C] drink beer until I've [D] gotta take me a big ol' dump.
And [G] I'll push her off of [C] her bar stool and [D] as soon as she hits the ground,
[G] I'm gonna stand [C] right over her [D] and pull my britches down.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
[A]
[Dm] [G]
I'll admit that [C] was one good shit.
[D] Oh honey, cause I had the quirk.
[G]
She was covered in turds but [C] nobody said a word.
[D] As I wiped my ass on her shirt, I [G] pulled my pants up.
[C] Everyone was in shock.
[D] Nobody did or said a thing.
[G]
Then me and my buddies [C] headed out the door [D] and we just laughed and sang.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big fat shit [G] on you.
[A]
[D] [G]
[C]
[A]
[G] [A]
[D] [A]
[G] [A]
[D] [G]
So woman, if you're reading [C] me like shit, [D] it's what you think you'll do.
Then [G] think about my [C] nasty rotten ass [D] returning the favor to you.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit [D] on you.
That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
[A] [D] [G]
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I was eating [C] at a Mexican place with [D] some friends and we were fixing to go when [G] I saw
a girl I used [C] to know who did me [D] wrong not long ago. _ _
[G] All at once I [C] had a mean idea and [D] I looked at my buddies and smiled.
I [G] said, let's sit back down and [C] have a few more rounds.
[D] Let's stay for just a little while. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
Every time I [C] eat foreign food it [D] really tears my stomach up.
So [G] I'm gonna sit right here and [C] drink beer until I've [D] gotta take me a big ol' dump.
And [G] I'll push her off of [C] her bar stool and [D] as soon as she hits the ground, _ _
[G] I'm gonna stand [C] right over her [D] and pull my britches down.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I'll admit that [C] was one good shit.
[D] Oh honey, cause I had the quirk.
_ [G]
She was covered in turds but [C] nobody said a word.
[D] As I wiped my ass on her shirt, I [G] pulled my pants up.
[C] Everyone was in shock.
[D] Nobody did or said a thing.
[G]
Then me and my buddies [C] headed out the door [D] and we just laughed and sang.
I'm [G] gonna sit _ [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big fat shit [G] on you.
[A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
So woman, if you're reading [C] me like shit, [D] it's what you think you'll do.
Then [G] think about my [C] nasty rotten ass [D] returning the favor to you.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit [D] on you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit _ [C] on you and shit on [D] _ you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I was eating [C] at a Mexican place with [D] some friends and we were fixing to go when [G] I saw
a girl I used [C] to know who did me [D] wrong not long ago. _ _
[G] All at once I [C] had a mean idea and [D] I looked at my buddies and smiled.
I [G] said, let's sit back down and [C] have a few more rounds.
[D] Let's stay for just a little while. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
Every time I [C] eat foreign food it [D] really tears my stomach up.
So [G] I'm gonna sit right here and [C] drink beer until I've [D] gotta take me a big ol' dump.
And [G] I'll push her off of [C] her bar stool and [D] as soon as she hits the ground, _ _
[G] I'm gonna stand [C] right over her [D] and pull my britches down.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
I'll admit that [C] was one good shit.
[D] Oh honey, cause I had the quirk.
_ [G]
She was covered in turds but [C] nobody said a word.
[D] As I wiped my ass on her shirt, I [G] pulled my pants up.
[C] Everyone was in shock.
[D] Nobody did or said a thing.
[G]
Then me and my buddies [C] headed out the door [D] and we just laughed and sang.
I'm [G] gonna sit _ [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit on [D] you.
I'll take a big fat shit [G] on you.
[A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
So woman, if you're reading [C] me like shit, [D] it's what you think you'll do.
Then [G] think about my [C] nasty rotten ass [D] returning the favor to you.
I'm [G] gonna sit [C] on you and shit [D] on you.
_ That's what I'll do.
I'm [G] gonna sit _ [C] on you and shit on [D] _ you.
I'll take a big [G] fat shit on you.
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