Chords for Ray Stevens - "It's Me Again Margaret" (Live at Casino Rama, 2015)

[C] _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ [G] _ _ [C] _
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_ [C] Well there once was a fella _ [G] named Willard [C] McBain _ _ and he only had [D] just one thought on [G] his brain. _
_ [C] Every evening about midnight he'd slip [F] off the _ lawn and call the [C] same lady on [G] a pay telephone.
[Em] _
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_ _ _ It's me again _ [G]
Marguerite.
_ _ _ _ _ Hello is [C] this Marguerite? _ _ _ _
You don't [F] know me Marguerite _ _ _ [G] but I [C] know _ _ _ _ _ you.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Cm] Well [C] _
_ _ _ this upset the lady, _
[G] [C] gave her the blues.
So she called up the [Fm] police [D] and said what shall [G] I do?
_ _ [C] Well the chief of detectives came around [F] to her home. _ _
Thieves [C] dropped upon them on [G] her upstairs [C] home.
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_ _ It's me again [G] Marguerite. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hello [C] is this Marguerite? _ _ _
I [F] know it's you Marguerite. _
[G] Are you [C] naked? _ _
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_ Well they called up Mothbell [G] and traced him [C] on down.
_ _ To a funky old phone booth [D] on the outskirts [G] of town.
_ It was [C] there that the vice squad with their field [F] glasses red.
_ _ The lips of [C] that [G] amorous man as [C] he said.
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_ _ It's me again [G] Marguerite. _
_ _ _ Hello is [C] this Marguerite?
_ _ _ I know it's [F] you Marguerite.
_ Want to hear me [G] bark like Rin [C] Tin Tin? _ _ _
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Well _ _ _ they _ _ _ cuffed him, [Em] dragged him to [G] the station [C] downtown.
_ They allowed him one phone [D] call [G] for the jailer. _ _ _
_ [C] He wet his chapped lips, _ cleared [F] his young throat.
_ Then he dialed [C] the telephone [G] and softly he [C] spoke.
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It's _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ me again [G] _
Marguerite.
_ _ _ They got me Marguerite.
[C] _ _ _ You ain't gonna miss me [F] Marguerite I know that. _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ But _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ I'm_
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _
_ And when I get out [Db] Marguerite [G] I'm gonna come over here with a weedy turkey.
And a live [C] chicken.
_ _ And some [G] cootle whips.
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We'll have a big old time Marguerite. _ _ _
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