Rats Chords by Rasputina

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[D] _ Many, many years ago, the _ Bolivians were starving so [C] they had rats as big as ponies there.
They asked the Pope to give them [D] _ fish. _ _ _ _
[F] We thank the Pope [G] for granting us [D] this _ wish. _ _ _
[F] We brought any goats, [C] we'll all call [D] rats fish. _ _ _ _
_ [F] We'll catch them [G] with the net, good for [D] _ God. _ _ _
[F] We'll call all [C] the guys.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ It _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ didn't look like rats at all, but like some poor friends at Boy Scout.
[C] So they had to eat this thing and _ gratitude, the Pope, they kissed [D] his [Ab] ring.
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[F] We thank the Pope [G] for granting us this [D] wish. _ _ _ _ _
[F] We brought any goats, [C] we'll all call [Gm] rats fish.
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_ [F] We'll catch them with [G] the net, good for [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
God.
[F] We'll call all [C] the guys. _ _
[D] We'll catch _ any _ _ _
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_ [D] _ rats, _ _ we'll _ [F] all call rats _ [C] _ _
[D] fish. _ _ _ _ _ _
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