Our Lies Chords by Rasputina

[A] _ _ [Eb] _ [Am] Actually, I [Gm] was never _ conceived [Eb] and I don't [Fm] expect [B] to be [G] believed
But I found my mouth stitched shut with glossy pink thread
[F] [Ab] When I think of the life-filled love life that [Bb] I've led
I roll boats [Eb] all day with [D] cold blood and [F] helium
[Eb] My tongue made of [F] ivory, my teeth are all gone
[Bb] The bones in my [A] face say [Dm] one hero, _ [F] [Eb] I'm straight and I love [F] your coffee cake
[Bb] I found the [A] last puppy and I [G] took [F] him home
[Eb] Since then he's agreed [F] to leave me alone
[Bb] For over [Cm] a month, cause I'm [F] spelling Bee Queen
[Eb] Let me tell you [C] more and you'll [Dm] see what I mean
I took [Eb] the sea lion [Dm] by the waist and I twisted it
[Bb] Then [Eb] I kissed it
[F] It was mossy and [Bb] chased
That is [A] funny, [D] isn't [Gb] it?
[Eb] Not to [F] tell you would be such a waste
[Bb] Oh, [Eb] can't you [G] see?
[F] _ _ [Eb] I am your [Cm] long-lost best friend
_ [Bb] [Eb] Please _ _ believe [F] _ [Eb] me
All these things [F] have happened
_ [Bb] I went for [A] a ride on [Gm] a carousel
I was [Cm] on a yellow horse [F] right behind the swan
[Eb] And the [Bb] swan, [A] a man and woman, they were [F] doing it
[Eb] I didn't want to look, [F] _ whisper but I booked
I [Eb] looked down at the tip of [A] my [Bb] horse's red mane
[Eb] And I had some [F] beautiful _ voice
I [Bb] got down and [A] ran around and [Dm] then I [Bb] asked him his name
[Eb] He said out loud, he said [F] it was for strays
[Bb] Oh yes, [A] mom, I'm [Gm] still a [F] virgin
[Eb] And you are [F] Marilyn Monroe _
[Cm] When I [Bb] was a little girl [A] with wings I [G] flew under [Dm] the sea
[Eb] To see my daddy, Mr.
[Gm] Edgar [Am] Allen Poe _
_ [Gm] I'd crawl into the furnace to [Bb] take a warm nap
On [Eb] the cast-iron [F] lap of Walt Disney
_ [Eb] Go out for a swim in the [Bb] Sea of Mercury
[Eb] I'd never thank [F] him for what he did for me
[Bb] Oh, [Eb] can't [G] you see [F] me?
[Eb] I'm your [F] long lost best friend
[Bb] _ [Eb] Please [Gm] believe _
[F] _ [Eb] me
All these [A] things have _ happened
_ [Bb] _ [A] Can't you [G] see [F] me?
[Eb] I'm your [Cm] long lost [F] best [A] friend
[Bb] _ [Eb] Please believe _
[F] me
[Eb] All these things have [F] happened
_ _ [Bb] _ Can't you [Gm] see me?
[Eb] I'm your [F] long lost best friend
[Eb] _ _ [A] Please believe _
[F] me
[Eb] All these [Dm] things [C] have [Cm]
happened
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _