Chords for Ranch Dressing

I hate to sound rude, [Bb] I hate to be [A] negative.
_ [D]
This ain't the [A] kind of song I [Bb] like to write.
_ [D] But at [A] this point, it's [Bb] getting repetitive.
[A] _ [D] The little things [A] you do, they just ain't [Bb] so bright.
_ [A] Like you [Dm] think everything [A] I do is because [Bb] of astrology.
[A] _ [D] I could brush my [A] teeth, you'd be like, you're [Bb] such an Aries.
[A] _ [D] You got that pretty [A] face and that [Bb] beautiful body.
[A] _ [G] But ain't no way [A] in hell we ever getting [Bb] married.
Because girl, you're like ranch dressing.
_ I just want you on the [F]
side.
_ _ _ Your body is [Bb] _
fantastic, but I can't say the same for your
[F] mind, _ no.
_ Girl, you cool _ _ [A] enough, but this will [D]
never be no [G] real,
real love.
I want your thick and creamy body [B] on the platter at the
party to [C]
snivel on, just like ranch [D]
dressing.
[A] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] You told me what your [A] name on Twitter was,
so [Bb] I followed you.
[A] _ _ [Ab]
Yesterday, [A] you tweeted, [Bb] LOL.
_ [A] _ _ [G]
What the fuck [A] is so funny, and who [Bb] are you talking to?
[A] _ [D] You don't know how to [A] use the internet [Bb] very well.
Girl, you're like ranch dressing.
_ I just want you on the [F]
side.
Your _ _ _ _ body is [Bb] _
fantastic, _ but I can't say the same for your
[F] mind, _ no.
_ Girl, you [Bb] cool _ _ [A] enough, but this will [D]
never [G] be no real,
real [Abm] love.
I want [G] your thick and creamy body on [B] the platter at the
party to [C] snivel [E] on, just like [D] ranch dressing.
[A] _ _ [Gm] Uh, [A] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] I took you on [A] a nice date, because it [Bb] was _ [A] Valentine's, [Dm] to
Beverly Hills [A] at a really [Bb] bougie spot.
_ [A] _ [Dm] The waiter did [A] that thing where he had you [Bb] test out the
wine, [A] _ [Dm] you slammed it and [A] said, what are the free
[Bb] samples y'all got?
[A] _ _ [G]
Later [A] on that night, [Bb] things got hot and [A] heavy.
[D] I said, hey, [A] girl, are you [Bb] on the pill?
[A] _ [G] The bitch thought [A] I was talking [Bb] about MDMA.
[A] _ [D] She said, I ain't take [A] none, but if you got some, [Bb] I will.
[E] Girl, you're [Bb] like ranch dressing.
_ You're not [C] often served at nice [F] restaurants.
_ _ _ Your body [Bb] is fantastic, but you talk like that South
[F] Carolina Miss America _ contestant.
Girl, [Bb] you cool _ _ [A] enough, [A] but [D] this will never be [Em] no real,
[G] real love, [A] because you're only [E] good for dipping you in the
valley and hitting, [G] though I really like your texture.
[B] You always a little [G] bit extra.
I only [Ab] want to eat you when I'm drunk [D] ordering pizza after
last call, _ _ just [C] like _ [A] ranch _ [Dm] dressing. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _