No Body Chords by R. Stevie Moore

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[Em] Today is the day [G] when I wash my hair.
I think it's [F] long _ overdue because _ _ [Am] last _ night was [C] the
night when [Dm] somebody said I ought [C] to use a shampoo.
[F] _ But [G] I know what it does even though
it's very clean it has no [F] body.
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_ _ _ And [G] I've seen what occurs when I try to pick up chicks I'm like _ [F] nobody.
_ But I know what it does even though it's very clean it has [G] no _ _ _ _ [F] body. _
Today _ _ [Em] _ _ is the day [Am] when I cut my hair.
I might [C] as well [F] compromise because [A] _
_ tonight [D] _ _ _ [Em] _
is the night when my luck will change.
I'll catch a sexy girl's [F] eyes cause I know shorter hair on a man attracts most _ [G] _ everybody.
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Yes [F] I've seen people laughing at hippies cause their hair has [G] no body. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Would _ [F] someone please explain what's in style?
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Nobody.
_ _ _ _ _ I _ _ think [F] I'll wear a helmet all the time.
Must be right for _ [G] somebody.
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_ _ Trendies.
_ [G] Hear me out.
How should I wear mine?
It's very hard [F] to decide for me. _
I [Dm] _ think _ [Em] I will let the [Am] _ dead drugs collapse. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Looks pretty good that way. _ _
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