Chords for Puddles Pity Party - Sad Clown

_ _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] This just in, giant clown sings popular music, the internet [G] loses collective mind.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I never seen a diamond in [F] the flesh.
_ _ _ _ _ _ I cut my teeth on wedding rings _ [Bb] in the movies.
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And I'm [Bb] not proud of [Fm] my _ address.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ In a torn [Bb] up town, _ [F] _ no [Bb] postcard envy.
_ [F] _ But [Bb] there are songs like, goatee, grey goose, tripping in the bathroom, bloodstains, ball gowns, trash in the hotel [Ab] rooms.
We don't care. _ _
We're [Eb] driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But [F]
everybody's [Bb] like, Cristal Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islets, tigers on a gold [Ab] leash.
We don't care. _ _ _
We [Eb] are caught up in your love [Ebm] affair.
And we'll never [Bb] be _ royals. _ _ _
_ It's a [Dm] run in our blood. _
The [Fm] kind of lux just ain't for us.
We [Eb] crave a different kind of [Ebm] us.
Let me be [Bb] your ruler. _ _ _ _
[Dm] You can call me Queen B. _
Baby [Ab] I'll rule. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Let me live that fantasy.
_ _ [Fm] _ Oh, oh, _ _ _ _ oh, _
[Ab] _ oh, oh.
I'm bigger than I ever dreamed.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ And we'll never [C] be _ royals. _ _ _
_ [Em] It's a run in our blood. _
The [Gm] kind of lux just ain't for us.
[Dm] We [F] crave a different kind of [Fm] us.
Let me be [C] your ruler.
_ _ Ruler.
[Em] You can call me Queen B. _
Baby [Bb] I'll rule.
I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
_ _ _ In that fantasy.
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