Signal 30 Chords by Public Service Broadcasting

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_ _ _ _ There's [Em] trouble ahead.
Trouble that may or may not be a signal 30.
What will we find?
A minor mishap?
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] There's been an accident at Crimbo Road and the expressway.
_ [C] Safety persons have been [E] killed.
There are several others injured.
Have you called an ambulance?
_ Okay, on the signal [C] 30 en route.
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This is the result of driving carelessly, with only [C] casual attention given to the important mechanics.
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Hey you!
I'd like to get a look at that [A] dude.
Oh [D] smarty!
_ _ [A] _ [E] Why don't you get some glasses and read those [A] signs? _
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He's the kind of a guy that makes automobile people [A] think I'm hydraulic brakes.
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_ You're driving a little too fast and have a false sense of confidence.
[C] _ [F] What?
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_ You've _ _ _ _ _
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_ [A] really got something [F] here.
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No drinking and driving.
Not even beer?
Not even water?
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I'd rather be a racing driver with a car that can go places.
_ [C] Just a minute my [Bb] boy.
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_ _ _ _ _ [A] Hey, why don't you look where you're [D] going?
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There's a road hog if I ever saw [A] one. _
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How did you ever get a license to [A] drive?
Get it out of [F] there, car!
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_ Come on, I'll give you a real [Em] ride. _
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