Chords for Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - (I'm a Kadaver) Alakazam - Static Video

No, no, I'm not [G] a man like I say _ _
[E] No, no, I see you looking like [G] a man
Oh yeah, [E] no, [D] no, [G] oh _ [C] yeah [Bm] No, [B] no
_ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] Though it's uncouth to see or fret to [B] stay
It's good [F#] to see the fear in headlights
I've been running, it's running the bell
Life's simple pleasures I've been rolling in
I've got [E] new wheels, I'm loving
[B] Needles and needles and [F#] needles
Congratulations on your baby boy
Oh, child, it's such teeny muscle
Pussy pink over and over again
There's wood and termites
There's termites in walls
[E] Screaming nails to the walls
[B] Nails to [F#m] the walls
And there's a brick for [Bm] _ _
[F#] _ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ a [F#m] croissant
_ See, straight sides on the left
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] Sorry, Mayor Todd, [F#] this is what we've done
I [F] guess two hours, put our chicken [Em] to a [E] crocodile _
[C] Nothing like a wet [F#] season appetite
You [F] see them tiny fuzzy pixels [Em] on your satellite
Body [C] is down _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ on the [Em] floor
That [C] is not a _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
[G] good sign
_ _ [E] Look at the numbers
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ Congratulations on your baby girl
Oh, child, it's such teeny muscle
Pussy [F#m] pink over and over again
There's wood and termites
There's termites in walls
[E] Screaming nails _ _
[A] _ [B] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ [F#m] to the walls
Nails to the walls _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [A#m] _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] Nails to the walls
And _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F#] there's a brick for a croissant
You [F] don't know how _ _
[Em] it's going down
_ [C] Like _ [F#] a wet season appetite
You [F] know those fuzzy little pictures [Em] on your satellite That is
_ [Gm] _ _