Pretend to Be Nice Chords by Josie And The Pussycats
Tempo:
143.25 bpm
Chords used:
G
F
C
D
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and [Am] says,
It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
Because [E] your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
[A#] I hold [F] his guitar, [A#] shirt [F] at my pride
[C] And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I [Am] try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
But [E] I don't think that I can take it no more
[A#] [F] Driving me [A#] right out [F] my front door
[C] Why [G] do you do what you [E] do [F] to me, [C] baby?
[G] Shaking my [E] confidence, [F] driving me [C] crazy
So [G] if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
[G] Or I could [F] just pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] at least [F]
pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C] [G]
[E] [F] [C] [G]
[E] [F] [C] [G]
[E] [F] [C]
And I try so hard just to figure him out
[Am] But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about
And then [E] he falls asleep on the living room couch
[A#] With his [F] sunglasses [A#] on, his tongue [F] hanging out
[C] And then he disappears for a week at a time
[Am] And then he shows up, just like everything's fine
And [E] I don't get what goes on in his mind
[A#] But I'm [F] tired of [A#] hearing the same [F] stupid [C] lines
Why do you do [E] what you do [F] to me, [C] baby?
Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy
So if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
Or I could just [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You at [G]
least [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[D]
[Bm]
[F#]
[D] [F#] [C]
[G] [C] [G] [D]
[A] What [F#] you do to [G] me, baby?
[D] Shaking [A] my confidence, [F#] driving [G] me [D] crazy
So if [A] I could, [F#] I'd do anything [G] for you
[A] Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [D] you
Or I could just [G] pretend to be [D] nice
You [A] at least [G] pretend to be [D] nice
[G] You [A] could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[D] [A] [F#] [G]
[D] You [A] at least [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[D] You [A] at least pretend to be nice
You could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright
[D] You [A] [D] at [A] least [F#] pretend [G] to be nice
[D] You could [A] just [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright [D] Alright
I'm just a [F#] little bit [G]
[D] nervous.
But [A] I'm happy [F#] [D] to be friends with you.
[A] Because you're [F#] [G]
[A] everything in my life.
I feel [D] all right.
[A] [D] [A] [F#] [G]
[D]
It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
Because [E] your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
[A#] I hold [F] his guitar, [A#] shirt [F] at my pride
[C] And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I [Am] try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
But [E] I don't think that I can take it no more
[A#] [F] Driving me [A#] right out [F] my front door
[C] Why [G] do you do what you [E] do [F] to me, [C] baby?
[G] Shaking my [E] confidence, [F] driving me [C] crazy
So [G] if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
[G] Or I could [F] just pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] at least [F]
pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C] [G]
[E] [F] [C] [G]
[E] [F] [C] [G]
[E] [F] [C]
And I try so hard just to figure him out
[Am] But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about
And then [E] he falls asleep on the living room couch
[A#] With his [F] sunglasses [A#] on, his tongue [F] hanging out
[C] And then he disappears for a week at a time
[Am] And then he shows up, just like everything's fine
And [E] I don't get what goes on in his mind
[A#] But I'm [F] tired of [A#] hearing the same [F] stupid [C] lines
Why do you do [E] what you do [F] to me, [C] baby?
Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy
So if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
Or I could just [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You at [G]
least [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[G] [E] [F] [C]
[D]
[Bm]
[F#]
[D] [F#] [C]
[G] [C] [G] [D]
[A] What [F#] you do to [G] me, baby?
[D] Shaking [A] my confidence, [F#] driving [G] me [D] crazy
So if [A] I could, [F#] I'd do anything [G] for you
[A] Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [D] you
Or I could just [G] pretend to be [D] nice
You [A] at least [G] pretend to be [D] nice
[G] You [A] could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[D] [A] [F#] [G]
[D] You [A] at least [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[D] You [A] at least pretend to be nice
You could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright
[D] You [A] [D] at [A] least [F#] pretend [G] to be nice
[D] You could [A] just [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright [D] Alright
I'm just a [F#] little bit [G]
[D] nervous.
But [A] I'm happy [F#] [D] to be friends with you.
[A] Because you're [F#] [G]
[A] everything in my life.
I feel [D] all right.
[A] [D] [A] [F#] [G]
[D]
Key:
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[C] _ Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and [Am] says,
It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
Because [E] your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
[A#] I hold [F] his guitar, [A#] shirt [F] at my pride
[C] And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I [Am] try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
But [E] I don't think that I can take it no more
[A#] _ [F] Driving me [A#] right out [F] my front door
[C] Why [G] do you do what you [E] do [F] to me, [C] baby?
[G] Shaking my [E] confidence, [F] driving me [C] crazy
So [G] if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
[G] Or I could [F] just pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] at least [F]
pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ And I try so hard just to figure him out
[Am] But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about
And then [E] he falls asleep on the living room couch
[A#] With his [F] sunglasses [A#] on, his tongue [F] hanging out
[C] And then he disappears for a week at a time
[Am] And then he shows up, just like everything's fine
And [E] I don't get what goes on in his mind
[A#] But I'm [F] tired of [A#] hearing the same [F] stupid [C] lines
Why do you do [E] what you do [F] to me, [C] baby?
Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy
So if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
Or I could just [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You at [G]
least [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C] _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ [D] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] What [F#] you do to [G] me, baby?
[D] Shaking [A] my confidence, [F#] driving [G] me [D] crazy
So if [A] I could, [F#] I'd do anything [G] for you
[A] Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [D] you
Or I could just [G] pretend to be _ [D] nice
You [A] at least [G] pretend to be [D] nice
[G] You [A] could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] You [A] at least [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[D] You [A] at least pretend to be nice
You could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright
[D] You [A] _ _ [D] _ _ at _ _ [A] least [F#] pretend [G] to be nice
[D] You could [A] just [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright [D] Alright
I'm just a [F#] little bit [G] _
[D] nervous.
But [A] I'm happy [F#] [D] to be friends with you.
[A] Because you're [F#] _ [G] _ _ _
[A] everything in my life.
I feel _ [D] all right.
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
Because [E] your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
[A#] I hold [F] his guitar, [A#] shirt [F] at my pride
[C] And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I [Am] try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
But [E] I don't think that I can take it no more
[A#] _ [F] Driving me [A#] right out [F] my front door
[C] Why [G] do you do what you [E] do [F] to me, [C] baby?
[G] Shaking my [E] confidence, [F] driving me [C] crazy
So [G] if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
[G] Or I could [F] just pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] at least [F]
pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ And I try so hard just to figure him out
[Am] But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about
And then [E] he falls asleep on the living room couch
[A#] With his [F] sunglasses [A#] on, his tongue [F] hanging out
[C] And then he disappears for a week at a time
[Am] And then he shows up, just like everything's fine
And [E] I don't get what goes on in his mind
[A#] But I'm [F] tired of [A#] hearing the same [F] stupid [C] lines
Why do you do [E] what you do [F] to me, [C] baby?
Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy
So if I could, [E] I'd do [F] anything for [G] you
Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [C] you
Or I could just [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You at [G]
least [F] pretend to be [C] nice
You [G] could just [F] pretend to be nice
[G] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[C] _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ [D] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] What [F#] you do to [G] me, baby?
[D] Shaking [A] my confidence, [F#] driving [G] me [D] crazy
So if [A] I could, [F#] I'd do anything [G] for you
[A] Please don't ignore me, cause you know I adore [D] you
Or I could just [G] pretend to be _ [D] nice
You [A] at least [G] pretend to be [D] nice
[G] You [A] could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Well, everything in my life would be alright
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] You [A] at least [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[D] You [A] at least pretend to be nice
You could just [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright
[D] You [A] _ _ [D] _ _ at _ _ [A] least [F#] pretend [G] to be nice
[D] You could [A] just [F#] [G] pretend to be nice
[A] Everything in my life would be alright [D] Alright
I'm just a [F#] little bit [G] _
[D] nervous.
But [A] I'm happy [F#] [D] to be friends with you.
[A] Because you're [F#] _ [G] _ _ _
[A] everything in my life.
I feel _ [D] all right.
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _