Chords for PPP02 - Sawmill Joe - "The White Trash Blues"

_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] Okay, this last song of mine is [Eb] a comedy satire song.
It's called the White Trash [E] Poops. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ It's a hard rock.
Soon as it's finished I'm gonna get off my lawn.
You know my neighbors always bitching at me.
[Abm] Get off my yard but [A] I got up on cinder blocks.
[B] Took them out [E] hard you know.
I ain't never been a bully so long, so long. _
I [A] got them white [E] trash poops.
[A] What's the poor [Em] boy to do?
Tell you right now for me it ain't that [B] easy to see. _ _ _
[A] I should give a shit about you.
You don't give a shit about [E] me. _
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_ _ _ _ Said I turn on the television what do I see?
My ex-wife on Jerry [Em] Springer talking shit about me.
[Bb] Saying I don't pay my alimony.
I ain't got no job.
[A] She should have told me before I married her that [E] her sister was so hot.
But I haven't had a woman in so [E] long, so long. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I change the channel brother what do I see?
Oh shit, God damn, that old WWE.
You know I've been to [Ab] Wrestlemania 25 [A] times.
I got a post on my wall signed [Gb] by Duke Love, Cactus Jack.
[Gm] Mick Foley, the [F] main guy.
Write the collection.
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_ _ _ _ [A] I got them white trash [E] poops.
_ What's the poor boy [Em] to do? _
_ [Bb] Right now [E] for me it ain't that easy to [B] see. _
_ _ [A] I should give a shit about you.
You don't give a shit [E] about me.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] Said I got no job and it's a real cash.
[E] Uncle Sam sends me checks for sitting on my ass.
I [Bb] said why should I work when [Abm] the money is free?
[A] I got Obamacare, I got [Ab] that disability.
[E] You know I ain't been legitimate in so long, so long. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Said I never went to college cause it was never my bag.
I think higher [E] education is for hippies and [Dbm] fags.
What's the point of learning?
[Ab] Only formulas and [A] such.
I can sell a bag of meth.
Make a thousand [E] bucks.
You know I ain't been [B] legitimate in so long, so long.
_ _ _ [A] Got them white [B] trash poops.
[A] What's the poor [E] boy to do?
_ Right now for me it [B] ain't that easy to see.
_ _ _ [A] I should give a shit about you.
You don't give a shit about me.
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_ _ [B] _ don't give [E] a fuck _ [E] about me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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