Positive Legally Blonde Chords

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[C] Honey, what's your [Bb] crying [C] ass?
You're not losing him to that.
Both her hair and shoes are [F] flat.
[Bb] Why is she so rude?
[C] Why tears it's [Cm] no big [Dm] thing
You were meant to wear his [Eb] ring
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[F] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ We'll be your [Eb] night, you know, we're right.
[E] We're [Ab] positive
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[Abm] _ Girls [Dbm] _ [E] _ [Gb] _ [Ab] _ _ [C] girls
[Abm] Vitamins is never [C] wise not [Bb] the way to win back [C] guys
Anyway, she's twice my [F] size.
You've got a plan [Bb] B.
[C] Oh me look at her
She's like a [Dm] nun showing you are way more [Eb] fun
_ And [F] you want
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[C] Even
My god, you're making me sick are we [Cm] _ [Bb] _
[C] [Gb] let's take this back to [Bb] my place
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_ _ _ [Fm] Oh
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[E] _ _ [G] _ [Am] _ [C] _ Girls how was this helping?
[Bb] He's not even [C] here.
He [Db] left while we were shaking junk
_ _ _ [Gb] _ [B] Positive [Gb] that we've taken [Db] this too far.
[B] No, I'm positive
This is Harvard [Db] not a stripper [Eb] bar
All this trashy carrying [E] on that's the reason that he's gone.
I need a [G] salon _
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[Em] I
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