Chords for Poor Unfortunate Souls

The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. _
Can you do that?
[D] _ My [Cm] dear [G] sweet child, _ that's what I [C] do.
It's what I live for.
To help _ unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
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Souls with no one else to turn to.
_ _ _ _ I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.
They weren't kidding when they called me, [Db] well, a witch. _
[G] But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways.
[Ab] Repented, seen [Db] the light and [G] made a switch.
Two _ _ years. _
And I fortunately know a little magic.
It's a talent that I always [Ab] have possessed.
_ And [G] dear lady, please don't laugh.
I use it on behalf [Ab] of the miserable, [Db] lonely and [G] depressed. _ _ _
Pathetic.
_ _ _ Poor unfortunate _ souls.
In pain, in need.
This one longing to be thinner, that [Cm] one wants to get the girl.
And do I [D] help them?
Yes, [G] indeed.
_ Those [Cm]
poor [G] unfortunate [Cm] _ souls.
So [D]
sad, [G] _ so true.
[C] They come flocking [Abm] to my cauldron [Cm] crying spells, I say, please.
[D] And I [G] help them.
_ Yes, I [Cm] do. _
Now [D] it's happened once or twice.
Someone [F]
couldn't pay the price.
And I'm [G] afraid I have to rake them across [Cm] the _ coals.
Yes, [Db] I've had the odd complaint.
But on the whole [Ab] I've been a [Db] saint.
To [Cm] those poor [G] unfortunate souls. _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ Have we got a deal?
[Ab] If I become human, [D]
I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
[G] But [Ab] you'll have [Db] your man.
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_ _ _ [G] Life's full of tough choices.
_ _ _ [Cm] Oh, _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ and [C] there is [Fm] one more thing.
[Dbm] We [Cm] haven't discussed the subject [G] of payment.
But I don't have it.
[Ab] I'm not [F] asking [G] much.
Just a token, really, a [Cm] trifle.
What I want from you [D] is _ _ your [G] voice.
But without my voice, _ how can I_
You'll have your looks.
Your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of [A] _ body _ language. _
[Am] The men up there don't like a lot of blather.
They think a girl who [Bb] gossips is a bore.
[Em] Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not [A] to say a word.
[Bb] And after all, [Eb] dear, what is idle [A] prattle for?
Come on, then, [Dm] not all that impressed with conversation.
_ True gentlemen avoid it when [Eb] they can.
But [E] they don't in [A] swooning song on a lady who's withdrawn.
[Bb] It's she who [Eb] holds her tongue who [A] gets her man.
Come on, you [Dm] poor unfortunate _ soul.
[E] Go [A] ahead.
[Dm] Make your choice.
[E] I'm a very busy [A] woman and I [Dm] haven't got all day.
It won't cost [E] much.
[A] Just your voice.
[Dm] You poor unfortunate soul.
[E] It's [A] sad, [Dm] but true.
_ [E] If you want to [A] cross a bridge, my sweet, [Dm] you've got to pay the toll.
Take [E] a gulp and take a breath [Dm] and go ahead and sign the scroll.
[E] Flotsam, jetsam, now [A] I've got her, boys.
[Dm] The boss [C] is on [B] a _ roll.
_ _ [Bb] This poor _
_ [A] _ unfortunate _ [Dm] _ soul.
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_ _ [F] _ Alluga, [G] Sevruga, [Fm] come winds of [Bb] the Caspian [Fm] _ _ _ Sea.
_ _ La Rhesus, [Em] La [Fm] Cytosect, [Eb] Naxx, Laryngitis, [Ab] La Dolce to [C] _
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_ _ _ Now _ _ sing. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ Keep singing.
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