Chords for Pokémon Sinnoh Rap Musical | Puns Of All 107 Pokémon

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_ Ow!
Hey turd, we gotta go!
What?
Why?
Come on bud, you'll be fined a million dollars if you're late.
Oh man, take it easy.
Now it's ten million!
[Ab] I'm a gladiator with an atom in nature, don't have a shield on, I step [Cm] to wager with animals
as my navigator, I fly like a five star [Ab] aviator.
I have no use for mega mortars, the power's in my pocket [Cm] to order, territory don't cross
my border or [Bb] you'll be stunt killed [Cm] or cornered.
My rampart is unbreakable, six-gun tanks are incapable, I'm making a zone, I'm pacing
a throne, grace what I wrote in the heart of the home.
Shit that's true, my passion don't dare, we've all journeyed to we don't know where, but
we see our deals and if you didn't know, it's poking [Eb] my rap part [Gm] for itself.
My name's Lucas, not your [F] average cool kid, in pursuit of the persecuted, a screw [Ab]-up
called Team Galactic, stupid, ruled by a ruthless, [Cm] rabid doofus, the tyrant Cyrus.
The Earth has a blueprint but he rebukes it, take my spirit to mute it, you can't, but
I [G] need gym badges if I [Cm] need to do that.
I'm on fire now, we just fought [Eb] for survival, bury your loser, [Cm] I'm a rival, think she's
a man of fear, she runs past you, when I get badges, no [Gm] harder passes.
Now I'm not as selfish as my friend here, but we have a mission, that's why [Cm] we were sent here.
We need some training to patch our issues, so give us [G] our ball, sir, we [Ab] have to continue.
True polite, not the aura bird, got the badge in the bag, I scored it first.
Shh, keep it down, we got a serious problem, leave it on the field and come with me to stop him.
Shame on me, shame and space pant donkeys, I don't take Venus and bumper uglies.
Glammy, I don't call it fashion, popo, oh no, [Bb] I'll never lose to [Ab] kids in those clothes.
You wanna chat at me when you look so dreary?
It's not Halloween, so why is your bun eerie?
Yeah, I gotta run, we can fight through rematch, but I'm blind from your constant fit, have to be real.
Brothers, while their mothers take him out, Professor, he's my predecessor, and I've been
on [Cm] another level, like a Padre, Pinot, Trino, Super, Star.
Leave, [Eb] or I'll abort you to [Cm] Jupiter, Mars.
Speeding in a car and I'm buying [Ab] another house here, I gotta pay for gas, riding on my bike, see ya.
I got bulky chops, but a pretty sweet [Ab] tooth, and my pal Ben's looking at you.
When I pop my plucks on my pocket swipes and I let my phone go, I ring a ring, I'll tell cows to my dad,
cause they know when that hotline ding-a-lings.
Um, that was a little pun you did there.
Well, let my mind drift, flutie cuss, get in there.
My ears are sad, I can't hear anymore, you might say I gotta grow a peri-or.
That grinds my gear a teeny lot, but I just can't [Cm] have boy and be papa.
She's a princess, but he's a toad, [Bbm] cause I'll let him hear when he's [Ab] off the coast.
Now I'm on my own on a quest to win, only those in the dust know [Cm] where I've been.
Lucas, he was my best friend, but I've gotta hunch crow gunkins while [Ab] he stepped in.
To be a real train, to understand growth, this is my brawn song, and [Cm] it's an oath to grow tall.
While he just floats along, whatever [Bb] flows, duck him on the totem [Eb] pole, he on.
But the world is mine for choosing, it doesn't look like I'll be losing, with [Cm] enough skill to score rubies.
Dude, wrong franchise.
Can we share rubies?
No, wrong franchise.
Darn.
A dawn of war that's approaching us, this gaggle of galactic easers are growing tough.
We won't settle for bronze or silver when we [G] meet for the final battle [Cm] at Spear Pillar.
This Cyrus guy, he transcends reality.
They're in for an apex of kicks and fatalities.
Going bananas with a heap of potassium.
With all this crap in them, must bunch laxatives.
How do we defeat him?
The answers are deeper.
Choose me to elect if I run for team leader.
I'll follow my conscience, that's a cricket oughta do, [F] or else we all hear [Cm] crickets.
Are you tipsy on mama's wine?
[Eb] We're alone, they don't think it's not even the [Cm] Obama's know.
We are not below them, no time to moan.
We're no precious snowflakes, we're diamond snow.
Feel the earthquake in the chair I'm in.
What's happening?
[G] Whatever it was, it's no [Cm] accident.
That was something beyond mega evolution.
Don't be stupid.
This isn't over [Eb] until we lose it.
I refuse to watch him charge an evil team that [Cm] lacks emotions.
I'm so ill with this pen, they'll [Bb] make me use [Ab] crayon in doses.
Whether he overthrows or raids us, it don't [Cm] mean a thing.
I'm gonna get my redemption.
Just not [Ab] like Shawshank's.
Just think, I'll live a life of luxury [Cm] around this town.
Running a syndicate underground with a [Bb] ping in my pickaxe, the [Ab] walls go down.
With this poppin' poppin' shop, I got all of the [Cm] neon lights.
I'll serve you with this discount price, so come on in and take a bite.
Aiming down my sights, you know I don't miss, majesty.
Better space ourselves for this [Eb] galactic travesty.
When the coroner gets [Eb] to Mount Coronet in straps and [Cm] gloves,
they'll inquest for a suspect and see my fingerprint pull [Ab] off.
Let's have a look-see over here.
The tower ain't mounted [Cm] mounted by spears.
Let's go.
Wait guys, you see my hair?
I [Bb] really need a comb [Ab] before we go up there.
Here the sky turns purple.
I gotta write this [Cm] in my journal.
Let's act like Paragon's seizing the day, cause we sure did squirm a damn long way.
Hi kids!
Do you like [Eb] Cyrus?
Here we're gonna meet at the peak where your bones will lie in [Cm] my hands.
I'm the guy with the starglaze [Ab] on my eye.
And starting with this [F] slice of dark rye,
I will force a [Eb] world that's just for Thysel cut [Ab] off the crust.
Hell yeah!
I won't let you dwell there.
And I don't care if you [Cm] think that's best.
There's this thing called selflessness and you'll [F] have a speck when you [Ab] show some respect.
So remember me as a star rapper when I pay the price as I [Cm] pass the mic.
Sometimes we hurt and we'll never be perfect, but neither will you so I'll [G] sacrifice.
John, blue or yellow, right?
[Gb] I think we're stuck in a world where time, the most spatial of the rifts, blemishes the sky,
and this [B] crazy guy wants to rule mankind.
So to prove who we are we [Gb] must call the guardians before these stars see us.
They [A] clearly came for us last, so are you ready?
My body is Reggie's. Take ass!
Where's Dawn?
I think she [Ab] lost us.
Oh, here it comes.
[Gbm] I just can't let her be [G] lost in the darkness.
What's the matter?
You [Ab] trying to get kissed?
Did you miss me?
Such wasteful thinking.
Well, destroying is not how the world gets fixed.
So which gen's [Eb] next?
Fifth!
Those were some cool synonyms.
I hate you.
I refuse to watch him charge an evil [N] team down at the moon.
_ Can I help you?
You need to make a rap about Pokemon names but are actually puns inside a rap.
So you don't actually say it but you do actually make the Pokemon puns.
Start off with Sinnoh, because you know the remakes are coming out.
You're always trying to be my mime, Junior.
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[B] My first rap album, Fire Rap Version, is now available.
It's 12 Pokemon rap songs and you can get it on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, or Amazon.
Hashtag SINNOHnims and tweet this out to your friends.
I'm Al Forio and that's all for you today.
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