Chords for Poison Girls - Real Woman

_ _ _ _ I know it's near the knuckle, [G] but I can tell when I [Gm] see a real man.
_ [Bm] _ When it comes to reality, _ [Em]
I've [D] only just begun.
_ _ [A] _ You've got a grasp of [Gm] the real situation.
_ [Bm] I just blunder about in a close [G] approximation. _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ [A] And you know a lot of people.
You're always [G] drinking with your [Gm] friends, aren't you?
[Bm] You know a lot of people [Em] when you've got [D] a lot to spend. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] I'm not a [F] real woman, I don't nod my head.
I don't [B] patiently wait for your [Dm] favours in bed.
I don't wear [F] lace panties at wasted-weight prices.
I'll bondage [B] and scanties at masochist dances.
I'm not a [F] real woman, don't waggle [C] my hips.
Or flapple my [Eb] armies or shackle my lips.
And I'm [F] not a lemon, so please [B] don't squeeze [A] my fits.
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I'm not a real [F] woman, I don't entertain.
Please twinkle my [B] knickers or garter my [Dm] knees.
The nails on my [F] fingers are tattered and torn.
I've had dirty [B] hands from the day I was [Bb] born.
I'm not a real [F] woman, I don't nod my [C] head.
I don't patiently [E] wait for your favours in [Dm] bed.
I'm [F] not a lemon, so squeeze [B] your own [A] instead.
_ _ I'm generous, I'm mean.
[A] I'm a lord to myself.
I just [B] laugh at everything [A] you say.
_ _ Don't be [B] surprised [A] if I don't look into [B] your eyes.
[A] My eyes are [B] round a million [A] miles away.
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] I'm not a real [F] woman, I won't cook your food.
I'm not on pace, [B] you're drinking gin in the [Dm] noon.
I'm bored by your [F] laundry, I'm bored by your jokes.
What are you [B] saving the clothes for [Dm] brooks?
I don't need no [F] favours, I don't need to please.
[C] I don't need no bone [E]-chilling to tickle my [Dm] knees.
I'm no [F] lamp job, so please [B] don't fall at my [A] feet.
_ _ I'm generous, [B] I'm mean.
[A] I'm a lord to [B] myself.
[A] I just laugh [B] at everything you say.
_ Don't be surprised if [A] I don't look into [B] your eyes.
[A] My eyes are round [B] a million miles away.
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_ _ _ _ _ I'm not a real woman, I [F] don't look [B] divine.
[Dm] I only like children, [F] some of the [B] time.
I'm [A] just like a man, [Am] must be [E] well hung.
[A] To be a real woman, you've gotta be [B] young.
[D] Hey, [Am] you're not so macho, by the look of that [Ab] bunch.
[D] You can [Dm] save your banana to eat with [B] your lunch.
[A] I'm not a real woman, I [C] won't cook your food.
[Am] And I only want sex when [E] I'm in [A] the mood.
_ I'm generous, [B] I'm mean.
[A] I'm a lord to [B] myself.
[A] I just [B] laugh at everything [A] you say.
_ _ Don't [B] be surprised [A] if I don't look [B] into your eyes.
[A] My eyes are [B] round a million [A] miles away.
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_ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] I'm generous, [B] I'm mean.
[A] I'm a lord to [B] myself.
[A] I just [B] laugh at everything [A] you say.
_ _ Don't be [B] surprised [A] if I don't look [B] into your eyes.
[A] My eyes are [B] round a million [A] miles away.
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] I'm not a [F] real woman, I won't cook [B] your food.
[Dm] And I only want [F] sex when [B] I'm in [A] the mood. _ _ _ _ _ _
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