Chords for Playing The Forbidden Piano Without Being Thrown Out

Hi guys, we're here at the scene of a crime.
Remember the piano I was nearly arrested at last week?
But it's here again, and can you see the confusing thing is that it's behind some
You know these kind of cordoned off, so I'm going to play it and let's see if [F#] there's any incidents when I play
Hopefully there won't be, hopefully I won't get arrested
[D#] But this is the famous piano we got chucked off last [N] week
all the drama _
Hopefully this will pass [D#m] without incident today, but you never know
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_ Do you play [F#] your balloons?
I do, [E] I do _
You play your balloons, go on
[D#m] No, no, no, [F#] no, no
I do, [G] I do
[Am] Just do the [G#] bit, go on
Do the bit you [C#] can do
Hurry up before the police come
[C] Go on then Police!
[F#] _ [C] Police! _ _
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_ _ _ _ Yeah, _ _ _ yeah, just come over [F#] here then
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Go on then
Just _ _ see if you can do this
Just do a simple one
_ [D] _ _ Do that, can [F#] you do [E] that Just _ _ _ _
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[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Do it
I want you to do [C] it _ _
Do _ it _ _ _ _
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_ [N] I thought that was really good
That's exactly what you were doing, look
Well yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm really nervous mate, I've got like post-traumatic stress disorder
After being arrested
He was 6ft 5, he was copper
And he manhandled me out of the station _ _
Was [E] that a public order actually?
No, it was because the ticket office guy [G] didn't like me playing the piano
So he called the [E] police
And I got chucked [G] out of the station
I should have been
I should have been a just-about-all protester
They would have left me alone, [N] you know
So were you just doing first, fifth, fourth?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, _ [Gm] do you know Boogie Woogie?
[G] Do you know how he did it?
He [N] was kind of like
Try and do a bit of movement So
Can I [G] try this?
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The hand part
Is quite hard _ _
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_ _ [Cm] _ you've got to do is keep your hand
Keep your hand, put your hand
With your right [D#] hand
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_ I think I need a coffee after that Thank you
Yeah, yeah
I'm just watching
Yeah, I'm just watching
My back in place of the police turn off _ _ _
Yeah, yeah, yeah
_ _ What's your name?
Very _ pleased to meet you
I'm just going to