Chords for Pirates of St Piran - Every Breath You Take (I'll Be Robbing You) [The Police parody]

Just for the record, would you please state your name and occupation, madam?
Yes, your honour.
My name is Mad Mary Peg.
I am not a madam, I used to be a vicar.
_ So please tell the court if there's anything you can say to defend these miserable creatures.
_ Well, your honour, _ I have known the pirates of St Pirren for many years,
and I have come to the conclusion that they are not really pirates at all.
They're just very naughty boys and girls.
_ _ So have you never observed them being involved in anything unlawful?
No, definitely not, your honour.
Well, _ other than the time they broke into my vestry and drank all the communion wine,
which is why I'm not a vicar anymore.
And then there were two separate occasions where they shot customs and excise men. _
And there was a day they shot a whole regiment of His Majesty's redcoats.
They have broken several windows and tables and chairs whilst brawling in the mermaid inn.
But apart from those minor _ misdemeanours, and their constant marauding, plundering, smuggling and robbing of merchant ships,
I have found them to be generally quite a nice bunch, and of exceedingly good character, your honour. _
Good grief, woman.
_ Sounds like hanging would be too good for them.
They do a lot of work for charity, you know, your honour.
_ _ Thank you, reverend.
I think we've heard quite enough.
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ Every breath you take, _ _ every voice [Em] you _ make,
_ every cargo [C] ship, every trading [D] trip I'll be [G] robbing you. _ _
_ Every gun you fire, _ _ every gun [Em] you fire, _
_ every bit [C] of gold you've got in [D] your hold I'll be [G] robbing you. _ _
_ Oh, can't [C] you _ see it all [G] belongs to _ me?
_ _ Your poor [A] _ _ _
waste with each sip of [D] night's hay.
_ Every [G] port you _ make, _ there'll be no [Em] escape. _ _
_ You can try [C] to run, but our ships [D] will come, I'll be [G] robbing you. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] If ships are gone and lost without [F] a trace, all your cargo is now in some [C] other [Eb] place.
It's very sad and I know it's a [F] disgrace, but I can't keep this smile from off my [Eb] face.
I keep on crying for them, more [G] wrongly. _ _ _
_ [C] Oh, can't you see _ it all [G] belongs to me? _
_ Your poor [A] _ _ _ _
waste with each sip of [D] _ _ _
night's hay.
Every [G] ship we _ save, _ you'll be in [Em] the grave. _
_ Every rum [C] you sip, every single [D] trip I'll be [G] robbing you. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
_ I'll be [G] robbing you.
Every single ship, every single [Em] trip, every rum you sip, I'll be [G] robbing you.
Every single ship, every single [Em] trip, every rum you sip, I'll be [G] robbing you.
Every single ship, every single [Em] trip, every rum you sip, I'll be [G] robbing you. _ _
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