Chords for Pirates of Penzance - Modern Major General

[Gm] _ _ _ _ monsters.
Hear your pirate
caravansary proceed against
our [F] will to wet us all.
Just bear in mind
that we are warred in chancery and
father is a [Bb] major
general.
[Ebm] We'd better
pause or [Bb] danger may [Ebm] befall.
Their father is a major general.
_ Yes, yes he is a major
[Bb] _ _
[Ebm] general.
Yes, [Bb] yes I am a major _ general.
_ _ _ For he is a major general.
Yes, he is a major general.
[F] It [Eb] is, it is a glorious thing
to [F] be a major general.
Hurrah for [Ebm] the major general.
[Bb] Hurrah for the major general.
The same as the pirate king's unit. _
[Eb] _ _ Hut!
Hut!
Hut!
[Bb] Hut!
[Gm] Hut! Hut!
_ [Eb] I am _ _ _ the very model of a modern major general.
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral.
I knew the kings of England and I quote the fights
[Fm] historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order
categorical.
[Cm] I am very
well acquainted too with matters mathematical.
[Db] I understand equations both the simple and [Bb] quadratical.
About binomial sphere [E] am I teeming
with a lot of [B] news.
Lot of news. _
Got it.
With many careful facts about the [Bb] square
of the hypotenuse.
The many careful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
The many careful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
The many careful facts about the square of the hyperpotenuse.
_ [Eb] _
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus.
I know the scientific names of beings
animal-culus.
In [Gm] short it matters,
vegetable animal and mineral.
I [Ab] am the very [Bb] model
of a [Eb] modern major general.
In [Gm] short it matters, vegetable animal and mineral.
He is [Fm] the very [Eb] model of a modern major general.
_ _ In fact
But when I know what is meant by mammy lawn and revelling,
When I can tell at sight a mouser rifled from a javelin,
When such affairs as forties and surprises I more [F] wary at,
And when I know _ precisely what is meant by _ [Gm] commissariat,
_ _ [D] When I have learned what prudeness has been [Eb] made in modern gallery,
[F] When I know more of tactics than a novice [Gb] in a [D] mannery,
In short, when I the [Ab] smattering of elemental strategy, _
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_ [B] _ _ _ _ You'll say a better major-general is [Bb] never _ _ _ satisfied. _
_ _ _ _ _ All [G] _
_ [Eb] my military knowledge, though I'm clucky and [Bb] adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century,
[Eb] But still in matters vegetable, animal [Fm] and mineral,
[Eb] I am the very model of a modern major-general.
But still in matters vegetable, animal [Gm] and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
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[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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[Gb] _ [Bb] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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[Ab] _ _ [Eb] All my military knowledge, though I'm clucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century,
But still [Gm] in matters vegetable, animal and [Fm] mineral,
I am the very [Eb] model of a modern major [Gm]-general. _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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