Chords for Pinned Down

_ _ Well, [C] I've got a fine looking woman that I just found
[F] Who's married to the wealthiest [C] man in town
And she tells me every time [G] he ain't around
At [C] the night he's drunk as a skunk at some swanky [F] pub
With all his asshole buddies from the country [Am] club
And he left her at home [G] alone
So right now I've got [C] her pinned down
I've got my nuts back
Bouncing up and [F] down off of her butt crack
[C] Picking off her romance [A] slack
Doing shit to her [F] that he [G] ain't able to do
I [C] drank a six pack
Before I got [F] her in the sack
Now I got her pinned [G] down on her back
[A] With her feet in her face
I can stay that [G] way for at least another [C] hour or two
A few hours ago I got a call on my [G] telephone
A woman's voice said, hey my old man ain't [C] home
Can you make it out of my way?
Cause I sure [G] love to fool around
She said, [C] I got you six gold fats, blue [G] ribbons for free
If you just come and do some dirty, pretty work on [A] me
So I jumped in my truck and [C] hauled ass [G] uptown
And right now I've got her pinned down
I've got [C] my nuts back
Bouncing up and down [F] off of her butt crack
Picking [G] off her romance slack
[C] Doing shit to her that he ain't [G] able to [C] do
I drank a six pack
Before I [F] got her in the sack
Now I got her [D] pinned down on her [A] back
With her feet in her face
I can stay [G] that way for at least [C] another hour or two _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ [D] Well her telephone rang about a quarter to [F] three
She said, honey you don't need to wait up [C] for me
Cause me and the fellas are gonna [G] have a few more rounds
[C] Then she grinned and said a few more rounds sounds [F] alright
Then she winked at me and told him goodnight
Then she hung up the phone and she [C] said it's [G] on
So once again [C] I've got her pinned down
And I've got my nuts back
Bouncing up and down [F] off of her butt crack
[G] Picking off her romance slack
[A] Doing shit to her that he ain't [G] able to do
[C] I drank a six pack
Before [F] I got her in the sack
Now I got her [G] pinned down on her [A] back
With her feet in her face
I can stay that way for at least [C] another [Em] hour or two
[A] Yeah I got this old lady pinned down
And I'm [C] going to [G] town
And he don't even [C] have a clue _ _ _
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