Chords for Pink Mountaintops - "North Hollywood Microwaves" (Official Audio)

[Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
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[Fm] _ _ _ [A] [Eb] What's in [C] my purse?
_ _ It's a pinball of Donkey Kong.
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Makes sense?
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[F] _ _ _ _ Switchblade, [Eb] _ _
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_ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] switchblade, holdin' your hat.
[C] Switchblade, [Ab] switchblade, wish you were [F] dead.
[C] A North [Ab] Hollywood _ microwave.
It's T-Netics, T [Eb]-Netics, [Bb] T-Dog, T [F]-Dog.
[G] Switchblade, [Ab] switchblade, [Bb] holdin' your heart.
_ [E] Switchblade, [Cm] switchblade, tear [Bb] you apart.
A [E] Tom and [Cm] Doby [Bb] science [D] fair.
_ [Ab] Brogue, [Eb] you playin' [Bb] acid shower.
[F] _ [Ab] Justine walks the streets alone.
[Dm] Cuts [C] her lips [Ab] and her skirt [Abm] is torn.
[F] _ [C] Sweet [Ab] Queen in [Eb] Teletubbies.
[C] _ _ [Ab] Empty down the [Bb] roads of [C] time. _ _ _ _
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[Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ [C] Switchblade, [Ab] switchblade, [Bb] holdin' your hat.
[C] _ Like a [Eb] North Hollywood _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [Bb] microwave.
_ [C] [Eb] Brother, child, what [Bb] am I?
_ [F] _ [C] Switchblade, [Eb]
switchblade, holdin' your [Fm] heart.
_ [C] _ [Eb]
Switchblade, tear you apart. _ _
Annihilation in your [C] brain.
[Ab] Empty down [Eb] the [Bb] roads of [F] time.
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[Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ _ _ I'll be Rosa [G]
Hopps and it's [A] lookin' like [F] corn.
I'm [Fm] leaning over like [A] wheat on [C] corn.
[Ab] Tour next 25.
[Eb] Gotta get the podcast house [C] in time.
But where should I [Ab] put it?
In my pussy or [Am] my butt?
My butt, [Ab] that's me.
And honey, I do [C] love jizz.
Gotta get me, get me some of [Cm] your ooey gooey cum.
[Ab] You know I love it [Eb] now.
[Bb] You know I [F] love it now.
And [Ab] I need it and I don't even care [C] how.
That's how I get it.
[Bb] You just might [Fm] get it.
You just might, cause I love it.
I am [Eb] a [C] butt.
[Ab] Get me [Eb] some.
[Bb] Well, stop [F] it.
[Cm] I'll put it in there.
[Gm] _ _ _ [F] I'm [Gm] raisin' biscuits and I'm raisin' some babies.
And it hurts me.
I do not fuck with Angel [C] Babies.
I [Ab] don't need [Eb] that shit.
And [Bb] honey, I'm on [Ab] the jip.
I gotta get that gig ready.
[Eb] I'm on my high [C]-fives.
Georgia [Ab] Tanner, now you must be weird.
[C] Cause you know that they got [Ab] a crack smoke in there.
_ The doggy [Eb] punks will curse [Bb] me.
Don't [F] care.
And [C] it hurts, hurts, [Ab] hurts me.
And my head.
[F] _ _ [C] Annie Hardy, [Ab] won't you fill [Eb] up my slot?
[F] _ [C] Hey, did [Ab] you see all the money I've got?
And _ _ [Eb] I'm, living [Bb] it like,
[C] _ Bob [Ab] Stewart and me [Eb] at the [Fm] hospital.
_ [C] Gettin' our [Cm] tummies pumped cause we're both [C] full.
So full [Ab] of cum, yeah [Eb] we had to get [C] a cum.
[Ab] Fuckin' down [Eb] our lungs, down [Bb] and up and down [F] our lungs.
But you [G] love it and you're tellin' your cousin [F] [Cm] that we're so funny.
Oh give us cum, we [F] love it.
[Ab] _
The _ hospital, [C] _ [Ab] will not [Eb] come back [Bb] to call.
[F] _ [G] Is there anyone left?
[Cm] Any honey in the umbar rest?
Travel near the bars, try to find the R.
Only these A's.
_ [C] Oh, it's [Ab] said that I do the hay.
[Bb] _ [F] Hit the A's [Cm] that are in my rump cage.
There's a bear in [G] there and he's hidin' all [Cm] there to be beat.
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Bring him out, [Eb] give him to [C] me.
[Ab] Give me that [Eb] bear, [Bb] I'll give it [F] anywhere.
[C] Put the bear, [Ab] get him [Bb] in my [F] underwear.
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Guys are [Gm] no fun [F] and so I'm [C] now fuckin' bears.
[Ab] I gotta give that [Eb] bear cum.
[C] _ [Ab] Give me bear [Eb] cum.
[Bb] That's the one, [F] one, [C] the one thing that I [Ab] want.
[Eb] Nobody has [F] some.
[C] _ _ _
[Ab] I'm [Eb] not scared.
[F] [C] Be it black or [Ab] even [Bb] polar [C] bears.
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[Eb] What [Bb] does she care?
[F] She's just [C] fuckin' [Ab] babies and fuckin' [Eb] me.
_ [F] [C] Come talk, walk [Ab] the talk, daddy [Eb] knows that I'm the [F] fuck.
_ [C] _ [Ab] Me and Bobby, [Eb] we [C] love.
_ [Ab] Everything [Eb] you like us, cumming is love.
[F] [C] Give it to [Fm] me, fuck me like [Cm] Duffy.
[F] When you go, don't [Eb] you freeze, and I bet you'll see me.
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