Vegetable Man Chords by Pink Floyd

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_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] In yellow shoes I get the blues, so I walk the [B] streets with my plastic feet.
[D] Red blue velvet trousers [Db] makes me feel ticked.
There's a kind of [Gbm] stink about blue velvet trousers [Bb] in my paisley shirt.
I look a jerk [Ab] and my [Bb] dark white wig goes quite out of [B] sight.
But oh oh, my haircut looks so _ bad.
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_ [Ab] So I change my hair [Db] and I [B] find my knees.
And I cut _ [F] _ _
this cut [A] and my pants are so [N] soft.
_ Telephone tricks don't take long. _
_ Socks, the watch, black watch.
My watch with a black _ face in [Db] a little hole.
[B] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
It's what I wear, [Eb] it's what you [G] see, it must be me, it's what I am.
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_ _ [C] _ _ [N] Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha. _
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_ [A] _ It _ [F] ain't anywhere, _ [A] _ [Bb] it just [F] ain't anywhere.
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[Abm] It's what [Fm] I wear, it's what you _ see, it must _ _ _ [Bb] _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] be me, it's what I am.
It's the [G] kind of funny you just [Bbm] gotta see me act out.
_ [Fm] It's what I _ [Eb] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bbm] _
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_ _ _ [A] _ wear, it's what you see,