Chords for Piggy Pie

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_ _ [E] _ He [C#] likes to fuck his sister and [G] drink his moonshine.
[C#] A typical _ redneck [G] filthy fucking slime.
[C#] I rose into town with my [Em] axe [G] and my holster.
[C#] Everybody moves about the [G] wicked pinkie monster.
[C#] A farmer at the border.
He [E] tried to [G] take me out.
I [C#] drew my axe with the quickness.
They [G#] cut his chicken feathers [C#] out.
He walked in the village.
It's [G] the biggest place.
[C#] He opened up his core and [G] popped me in the face.
[C#m] He blew me off the porch and cracked my [G] head in half.
[C#] But I'm a juggalo so it only made me laugh.
I'm horny in hand.
I [E] rose [G] from the dead.
[C#] He threw a thumb on my mic and made a [D] big noise.
He pulled his [C#] head and sent me out west.
I [E] had a [G] little fun.
He pulled his fucking tongue out the back of his cranium.
[C#] I used to call my major brother, young Pinkie Pie.
I was hoping like a child he would hear my pinkie cry.
I'm like, she's a guy.
I'm like, she's a lady.
I'm like, I'm going to die.
I'm coming for your pinkie snacks.
The second little piggy.
His [G] house is made of brick.
[C#] And this little piggy is a [G] motherfucking dick.
[C#] He sits on his bed, shaking [G] all the respect.
[C#] But if I get a chance, I'll [G] go and strike full.
And then [C#] he walked in the room and [Em] [G] everybody rose.
[C#] Locked up, fucking chilling [G] underneath my clothes.
[C#] First they let the piggy.
Now you [Em] can [G] find this in my room.
[C#] This piggy don't know as he's about [G] to get his neck wet.
Now I sit on my lap.
I'm [G] thinking, what the fuck?
[C#] I can smoke this one before he's [B] here
and they both get [C#] off the floor.
That's when I let [G] him get away.
[C#] That time, mother fucker, probably thought [E] to borrow any [C#] money.
Can't come to piggy.
It's [G] time for my case.
[C#] His eyes are blood red with a [G] weak looking face.
[C#] He saw my choking smile and [E] sentenced me [G] at nine.
So I whacked on the [C#] bucket, made a [D#] fucking [G] wave.
Pork [C#] rinds. _
I'm like, she's a guy.
I'm like, I'm going to die.
I'm like, I'm going to [A] die.
_ [C#] I'm like, I'm going to die.
I'm like, _ I'm going to die.
I'm like, I'm going to die.
I'm going to [A] die.
I'm going to die.
_ [C#] _ I'm going to die.
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I'm _ [G] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ [G] _ _ [C#m] going to _
_ _ [G] die.
[C#] I watched the moon take the [G] form of the devil.
[C#m] He rolled it out the sky and beat it with a shovel.
People in my city, they fight for [G] their meals.
[C#m] He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with [Bm] hundred dollar bills.
[C#] A richie in the trouble.
He [G] never really did it.
[C#] So I'm going to take his money, stack his [Em] stuff, his face with it.
[C#m] Opened up his door.
He's sleeping in [G] his bed.
[C#m] I grabbed a brick and rolling laid it [D] upside his head.
[C#] Thank for his life.
I told [G] him it's too late.
[C#m] It took away his knowing.
Watch the devil suffocate.
[C#] Cause I need. _ _
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_ _ _ Hello. _ _ _
[A#] _ _ [C] What's [Gm] up?
I'm not sure that I want to live anymore.
That's what's up.
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_ [E] _ _ [G] I need someone to talk to.
_ _ My mother died last year.
Serves the right bitch.
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_ _ [Gm] _ _ [A#] Listen, [C] _ _
[Gm] _ _ [A#] _ just [C] page me and I'll [G] call you.
[A] You will?
Sure.
_ Call you a nerdy.
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_ [Cm] Don't blow your [D] fucking head off.
Why [Fm] not?
Who cares if [Cm] I do?
The [D#] poor guy who's [Fm] got to clean that shit [Cm] up.
[D] If you're going [F] to do it, [Cm] do it outside or [D] something.
[C] You [Gm] think I won't really do it.
Don't you?
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[A#] [C] You think I won't?
I you think [Gm] I'm [A#] kidding.
You [C] think I'm _ [Gm] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [C] _
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hello.
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