Chords for Pete Huttlinger's Impossible Arrangement of "Superstition"

_ So Brad, I'm pretty sure I heard you talk _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ to the UAE guy there.
I don't [F] know.
_ _ I was playing a skit, and I just got home from the P.T. Wonder Crew.
[C#] And this guy [C] said to me in the front row,
Hey man, can I take you for a spin?
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And he says, why not?
_ I gotta get you [Cm] to your house. _
[G] _ _ [N] No really, why?
Well, I'll pay you.
It's free.
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_ _ _ Actually, I'll be happy to do that for the next three hours.
[N] _ _ However, I don't know what the guy wants to do on the day he flies into the sea.
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_ [C] _ _ _ [G#m] Well, maybe we'll [N] do things in the same way.
You want to [E] wait another day? _ _
I'll let you know later.
[Em] _ _ I said, if somebody was going to try to do this [N] interview,
you should pay me one point.
If you can't leave now, I'm going to try to do it tomorrow.
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[E] _ _ [D] _ [Em] _ _ [Gm] And he [B] goes, oh, I get it now, as I see.
[N] You can't do that. _ _
Okay, I'll do it now. _ _ _
And later that evening when I was done, _ _ _ _
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my manager was standing there with one of the great big managers we are.
You know, the guy who cashed me into smoking?
About that [C] long? _ _ _
But my manager said to me, _ _ _ _ _
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