Chords for Paul Simon, Edie Brickell, Steve Martin You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly.MOV

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_ You're the reason I'm driving around on recap tires
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You're [D] the _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [A] reason _ _ _ _ _ _ I switched to beer from soda pop
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_ _ [D] You're the reason all the kids are ugly
[D] You're _ _ [E] the reason I'm not able to say everything _ _ _
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[D] You're the reason I'm not able to say everything
Guess that we will never [A] have everything we need
[B] We just got [E] another mouth to _ feed
[A] You're the reason that my dear looks and my figure's gone
_ That's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb
_ [D] You're the reason all the kids are _ _ _ _ [E] ugly
All the looks say everything
You're the reason _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm not able to say everything Hey Paul
Yeah, Evie
I think it'd be [A] a real good idea to have another one
_ Another one of what?
_ Come on, you know what I'm talking about
[E] You mean the pitter-patter of the [A] feet?
I love it, it's joyous
How about a turtle?
_ That's not funny
I think it is
No, it's not
Yeah, you have no sense of humor
_ Paul, Evie, this is [E] really getting rancorous out here
[A] And I noticed your kids offstage crying as [E] they heard this song
I really think you should go chin to them
But the good news is I've hooked you on Dr.
Phil
You're _
_ _ [D] the reason all the kids are ugly
You're the reason all the kids are ugly
All _ [E] the looks say everything
Money ain't never _ nothing, [A] just the same _ _
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