Chords for Paul Kelly - How To Make Gravy (Sing-along Version)

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_ _ [E] _ Hello Dan, [C#m] it's Joe here.
_ [E] _ _ I hope you're [F#] keeping well.
_ _ [E] _ It's the [C#m] 21st of December, _ _ [E] _ and now they're ringing the [F#] last bell.
_ _ [A] If I get [E] good behaviour, _ _ [A] _ _ I'll be out of [B] here by July.
_ _ [E] _ Won't you kiss my [A] kids on Christmas Day?
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[C#m] Please [E] don't let them cry.
I _ _ [A] guess [E] _ _ _ _
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the brothers are driving [F#m] down from Queensland, _ _ [E]
and Stella's flying in [F#m] from the coast.
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They say it's gonna be [F#m] 100 degrees, even more maybe, [E] _
but that [F#] won't stop the roads.
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_ Who's gonna [E] make the gravy?
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I bet it won't taste [B] the same.
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_ Just that flour, [F#m] salt, a little red [E] wine, don't forget a dollar for tomato sauce, [F#] for
sweetness and that extra tang.
[E] Give my love to Angus and to Frank [F#] and Dolly, tell them [G#m] all I'm [E] sorry I screwed [F#m] up this time.
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[E] _ I'll be [F#m] thinking of [F#] her early [E] Christmas morning when [F#m] I'm _ [E] standing by.
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[G#m] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [E] _
_ I hear Mary's [F#] got a new boyfriend, _ _
[E] _ I hope he can [F#] hold his own. _ _
[E] _ You remember the last [F#m] one, what was his name again?
[E] _ Just a little too [F#] much cologne. _ _
[A] _ And Roger, [G#m] no I'm even gonna miss Roger, _
[A] cause there sure as hell no one [B] in here I wanna find.
[E] I'm afraid to fake Jesus, have [F#] a Merry Christmas.
I'm really [E] gonna miss it.
All [F#] the treasure and the trash, later [E] in the evening.
I [F#] can just imagine, you put [E] on Jimmy Mervin, and push [F#] the tables back, and [E] you dance a burrito.
I know [F#] you really like her, [E] just don't hold her too close.
Oh [F#] brother, please don't stab me in the back.
I didn't [E] mean to say that, it's just [F#] a mind that plays up.
I'm all [E] about this matter, turns [F#] imagination into [E] fact.
You know I love her badly, she's the [F#m] one that saved me.
I'm gonna [E] make some gravy, I'm gonna [F#m] taste the fat. _
[E] I'm sorry, yeah I [F#m] love her badly, tell them [E] all I'm sorry.
And kiss the [F#m] sleepy children from me, you're not [E] one of these days.
I'll be [F#m] making gravy, [E] I'll be making plenty.
_ [F#m] I'm gonna pay [E] them all _ back.
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[E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ Yeah.
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