Chords for Paul Kelly - How To Make Gravy (Acoustic) (Live On Kennedy Molloy!) | Triple M

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Hello Dan, [C#m] it's Joe here. _ _
I hope you're keeping well. _ _ _
It's the 21st of [C#m] December, _ _ _ [E]
now they're ringing the light [C#m] bells.
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If I get good [G#m] behavior, _ _ _ [A] _
I'll be out of here by [B] July.
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Won't you kiss my kids [C#m] on Christmas Day?
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_ _ _ [C#m] Please, don't let them cry for [E] me.
I _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [E] _
guess the brothers are [C#m] driving down from Queensland. _ _
[E] _ Stellas flying [F#m] in from the coast.
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_ They say it's gonna [F#] be a hundred degrees, [C#m] even more maybe.
[E] _ But that [F#] won't stop the roast.
_ [A] _
_ Who's gonna [E] make the gravy now?
_ [A] _
_ I bet it [B] won't taste the same.
_ [E] _
_ Just add [C#m] flour, salt, a little red wine, [E] and don't forget a dollar for tomato sauce.
For [C#m] sweetness and an extra tang.
Give my [E] love to Angus and [F#m] to Frank and Dolly.
Tell them all [E] I'm sorry I [C#m] screwed up this time.
And [E] look after Rita.
I'll [C#m] be thinking of her [G#m] early Christmas [E] morning [F#m] when I'm _ [E] standing in line.
_ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [E] _
_ I [F#] hear Mary's got a new [C#m] boyfriend. _ _
[E] _ Well I hope he can hold his [C#m] own.
_ [E] Do you remember the last one?
What was his name [C#m] again?
What was his problem?
[E] _ Just a little too much [C#m] cologne.
_ _ [B] _
[A] _ Now [E] Roger, well I'm even gonna miss Roger.
[A] Cause they sure as hell, no one [B] in here I wanna fight.
[E] Praise the baby Jesus.
[C#m] Have a merry Christmas.
I'm really gonna [E] miss it.
_ All the treasure [C#m] and the trash.
Later [E] in the evening, you put [F#m] on Junior Mervin.
You put on Junior [E] Mervin.
And push [C#] the tables back.
And you [E] dance with Rita.
I know you [C#m] really like her.
Just [E] don't hold her too close.
Oh brother, [C#m] please don't stab me in the back.
I didn't mean [E] to say that.
It's just my mind, [C#m] it plays up.
It [E] multiplies each matter.
Turns [F#m] imagination into fact.
You know I [E] love her badly.
She's the one [C#m] to save me.
I'm gonna make [E] some gravy.
I'm gonna [F#m] taste the fat.
I'll tell her that [E] I'm sorry.
Yeah I love [C#m] her badly.
Tell her all [E] I'm sorry.
Kiss the [C#m] sleepy children for me.
You know one [E] of these days, I'll be making gravy.
I'll be making _ plenty.
[C#m] _ _ [E] I'll pay more back.
_ _ [C#m] _ _ I'll [E] pay more, pay more, pay more, pay more [C#m] back.
_ I'll [E] pay more back.
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[E] _ I'll be [C#m] making _ _ _ [E]
gravy. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I'll pay more back. _
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