Chords for Paul Kelly & Dan Kelly - Dumb Things | Tram Sessions

_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ Send me no [N] more _ letters,
_ _ don't ask me how [E] I'm doing.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] I haven't done this on a Monday night [F] before.
Actually, I don't think I've ever done it before.
I seem to have some memory of playing on _ [N] something moving.
I played on a train.
We played on a boat _ in Bristol a few months ago, _ _
but it wasn't moving.
_ _ _ _ So, you don't know what to expect, really. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ They're going to go beautiful.
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_ _ _ Welcome _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ strangers _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ _ [Am] _ [Em] _ _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ _
[G] _ [D] _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] to [Em] the [A] show.
[Em] I'm the one [Am] who should be [D] lying [Am] low.
Saw [Em] the knives [Am] out, turned [Em] my [Am] back.
Heard the [Em] train coming, [Am] [G] stayed right [D] on that [F] track.
In the [C] middle, _ in the middle, [Em] _ in the [F] middle of a [G] dream.
I [Am] lost [Em] my shirt, [F] I [C] porned my [G] ring.
I've [D] done [Am] all that dumb [Em] thing.
_ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[Em] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [A] Caught [Em] the feeling, [A] heard that [Em] old song.
[Am] [Em] I thought I [Am] loved it, [G] thought I could do [D] no [Am] wrong.
[Em] I started [Am] howling, I made [Em] no sense.
Thought all my good [Am] friends would [G] rush to [D] my [F] defense.
In the middle, [C] _ in [Em] the middle, _ in the middle [F] of a [G] dream.
[A] I lost [Em] my shirt, [F] I porned [C] my [G] ring.
I've [D] done all [Am] that dumb [Em] thing.
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[G] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Dm] _ [C] _
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And I get all your [Em] good advice, [Am] never stops [Em] me from going [Am] through these [G] things twice.
I [Am] see the [Em] knives out, shining [Am] bright, [Em] turn my [A] back.
[Em] I hear that train [Am] coming, stay right on that [F]
track.
In the [C] middle, in the [Em] middle, in the [F] middle of a dream.
[G] _ [A] I lost [Em] my [F] shirt, I [C] porned my [G] ring.
[D] I've done all that [A] dumb [Em] thing.
Got [Am] melted [Em] wax [F] to fix [C] my [G] wounds.
I've [D] done all [A] that dumb [Em] thing. _
[A] Through [Em] my head [F] into [C] the [G] ring.
I've [D] done all [Am] that dumb [Em] thing. _
[Am] Well I [Em] thought that I [F] just had [C] to [G] sing.
_ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] I've _ [A] done [Em] _ _ [Am] _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [Am] [Em] all that dumb thing.
_ [Am] _ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ [Em] Yeah, _
[Am] _ _ [G] yeah, [A] yeah, yeah, [Em] yeah.
_ [A] _ [Em] _ All the [Am] [Em] stupid things. _
_ I, I, [Am] I, _ [Em] _ _
_ [Am] _ [Em] _ _ [Am] I, [Em] _ _
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I, I, I.
as much [Ab] as 30 rhinos.
So look,