Chords for Paul Cauthen - Country as F*** (Official Music Video)

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_ _ You got brown cheeks. _
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[A#] _ _ _ [B] _ Hot _ [F] _ [G] dog holly golly dag nabbit
I ain't lying to you come on down be country as fuck
quicker than a snap of a finger.
Do [D] _ [A] you [E] wanna play
country as [C] fuck
buy my VHS tape
change your life to 36.
I'm a shade tree mechanic got a one ton truck
I drink a 30 pack a day
cause I'm country as [C#] fuck
Call me little Nas call [N] me Tim McGraw
I'm not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall _ _ _
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_ [G] I'm not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall
I'm not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall
I [E] go to Piggly Wiggly
call out on my TV
still a VCR in your memory could do my TV
Hot [D] dog holly golly dag nabbit
[G] I was two years old
when I shot my first rabbit
only got one hemp if you touch it then you die
unless you're blonde you can dance
and since you're [D] hog tie [G] hot dog holly golly [D] dag nabbit
damn [Gm] son if I don't
catch a jerk I'm on [E] summer while it's gone
cause I'm country
[F#] living [A] it up
_ [E] [D] so I ain't [E] country
ain't [F#m] country enough
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[Em] _ [E] ain't no definition
beat the [D] system
[E] about to start a new religion
call it country
[D] country as [A] [G] fuck
_ [E] [C] Nas called
I'm the [E] fireworks guitar
riding my one hand on a ready to take home
I was [G] driving tractors
before it got sexy
real cowboys don't rock the Kenny Chesney
catfish and skinny bonfires, guitars
Willie Nelson, 21, summer sun
Sheila Guns, hot dog holly [D] golly dag [E] nabbit
I ain't gotta sell my soul
if I want it then I grab it
hot [G] dog holly [D] golly dag [G] nabbit
damn son I'm about to catch a jerk by it [E] I'm country
living it [A] up
[G] [E] so I ain't country
ain't [D] country [E] enough
[F#] _ [G]
[E] ain't no [G] definition
[E] beat [G] the system
[E] about to start a new religion
call it country _
country as fuck
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[E] _ _ _ [Bm] [D] I'm country as fuck
I'm in my own [Em] definition
start a new religion
[D] beat the system
hot dog holly golly dag [G] nabbit
if you bump into [D] me I'ma [G] always say sorry
candy painted Harley
[D] get on in the party
[A#] all the girls around here
[D] country girls and holly
hot dog [G] holly golly [E] dag nabbit
damn son I'm country
_ [G] living it up
[F] so I ain't [G] country
ain't country enough
_ _ ain't no definition
beat the [E] system
[G] about to start a [E] new religion
call it [Em] country
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