Chords for Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief! (Official Lyric Video)

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He was brought up like a [F] sailor, a pirate of the streets,
[C] Stealing foodie-boos and dirty [G] magazines. _ _
[Am] The rainy [F] days go, [C] the rainy [G] days go,
[Am] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _
She was coddled like a [F] princess and promised as a bride,
[C] Lady Jekyll had a secret [G] life to hide.
So [Am] through the window [F] she'd creep [C] when her father [G] fell asleep,
[A] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _ _
[F] She'd baptize her eyes with lies [C] about her name, _
[F] He'd use the cards [C] and stole them by the _ [G] trace,
[Am] Every bluff and bond, love, drought and sorrows [G] at the pub,
[A] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _
He ever made an honest buck, she [Am] only borrowed from the truth,
They [C] were the greatest match that [G] hell had ever seen, _
[Am] But if you're real, well [F] you saw, it [C] doesn't matter [G] where you go,
[Am] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _
[F] She'd baptize her eyes with lies [C] about her name, _
[F] The cards he stole and [C] bought it on the drain,
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[Am] Since the devil [F] first [C] met a drunken [G] runaway,
[Am] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _ _
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_ Around for archer lovers, [F] in this barstool fairy tale,
[C] Giving something for us [G] bastards to believe, _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] You never think you'll [F] find love [C] drowning sorrows [G] at the pub,
[Am] With whiskey, [G] and lighter, [C] and _ _ [F]
beefs.
A toast to those who stole [C] another day, _
[F] A round to those who lied to [C] get [G] away,
[Am] And to those who [F] found love, [C] drought and sorrows [G] at the pub,
[Am] So then you'll [F] find love, [C] drought and sorrows [G] at the pub,
[Am] You never thought you'd find [F] love, [C] drought and sorrows [G] at the pub,
[Am] The whiskey, [G] the lighter, [C] the thick. _ _
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