Chords for Parquet Courts Interview & "Performance" w/ Cal Chuchesta | Weird Vibes Ep15 (p3)

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_ [C] _ [G] Welcome back everybody.
Next we have a special musical guest, New York pop country western punk band, Parkette Plakette [N] Chords.
_ [Cm] Wait, I'm getting, I'm getting word, okay, they're not in the studio yet, but they are
[Ebm] in route, they're coming via [Eb] a big pink limousine.
Okay, they're in the limo, looks beautiful.
[Ebm] Beautiful [Eb] limo.
Oh my gosh, they're getting the star-studded treatment right now.
Okay, they're coming out, [Ebm] they [Eb] look great, they look _ showered, they [Ebm] look well [Eb] groomed.
They're coming into [Ebm] the MTV building right now at the moment.
Coming up the escalator, they look like they're being very polite.
Alright, they're entering [Eb] the elevator, coming down the hallway.
[Ebm] Again, you know, very good pastures [Eb] they're whacking.
Looking good guys.
[Ebm] Alright, they're coming in.
Okay here they are [Eb] finally, Parkette [Ebm]
Plakette Chords.
_ _ _ _ [N] Alright, okay, three, that's, four.
_ _ _ Make yourselves comfortable wherever you sit.
Alright, you know what, _ just right there, you're perfect, you're perfect, one person
over here, one person over here, or here, right here.
I'm gonna sit on that, Peeta.
There you go.
I'm gonna snack down a little bit too if you guys don't mind.
Count you.
What's it like to be in a limo, guys?
Well, it's longer than a normal car.
Does that mean the ride is longer?
I felt, you'd think it would be shorter because you're already another block ahead.
And, uh, you know, did you trash the limo, is that something that happens when you go in limos?
Yeah, I suppose.
So you guys are from Texas, and you were a country band in Texas?
Yeah, well we started off as one, sure.
And then you came to New York to be punk.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Do punk bands make more money in New York than country bands make in Texas?
Well, yeah, I mean, we started off as a country band, and it didn't test market so well.
If it were up to me, you know, I'd be playing honky tonks right now, but_
If you do it yourself, you get to keep all the cash.
So now how's the punk thing going in New York?
_ A lot of places for punk bands to play?
Madison Square Garden, _ Terminal 5.
So just two places.
_ Yeah.
_ You know that this is not my only show.
I'm on a second show.
Yeah, you're Anthony Fantano, the busiest music nerd.
No, I'm Cal Chuchesta, the roommate of the Anthony Fantano, busiest music nerd.
You're a good at music.
I saw Anthony review your album.
And he didn't give it the 10 it deserved, I thought.
Yeah, well, okay, I agree.
But, I mean, you do insightful reviews.
You don't have to do this Cal Chuchesta.
Don't do this.
You're a good_
Don't do this here now.
No, it's just I feel like I'm encouraging this thing that shouldn't be encouraged.
Like, why don't you just do the reviews?
You write good reviews, man.
I don't think he does write good reviews.
Did you make an appearance in our review?
Did you?
Was Cal in there?
I don't think I did because I didn't know how to pronounce your band name at the time.
But I have learned since that it is Parquet.
You didn't know Parquet?
Just a basic American word?
That sounds French to my ears, Parquet.
Listen, I'll prove to you right now that I am a better reviewer and music critic than Anthony.
Because I will listen to you perform a song right now.
I will give you my opinion.
I will give you my analyzation.
Better than Anthony.
What he can do.
I want something accurate.
I will.
Here we go.
Parquet.
The Clet Courts playing the weirdest vibrations on my show MTV Weird Cal.
_ Take it [D] away, fellas.
[A] Way down.
I don't know if I _ _ got myself money, money, or if it's needed [Gbm] to be.
But I [A] learned how to spam.
And I learned who I was.
[D] A lot about living.
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_ [Am] _ Hey, [Dm] hey, [E] hey.
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[E] _ _ Good job.
[A] Great job.
Good job.
[E] Okay.
Okay.
_ [A] Okay. _
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
[Ebm] [D] Okay. We're done.
_ [A] Stop.
Stop.
_ [D] Stop.
Don't play anymore.
We're done.
[A] _ Stop it.
[D] _
_ _ Quit it. Quit it.
Stop.
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No, [D] not anymore.
_ Quit it.
[A]
Don't do this.
Quit it.
[D] _ _ Quit it.
_ [A] Quit it.
Don't do this anymore.
[Dm] It's a 10.
[D] 10.
It's a good sag.
It's a 10.
_ [A] 10, guys.
Come on.
Don't do this [D] no more. to [Bb] 10
All right.
[C] Well, that's just [Bb] that's this is the punk coming out [Eb] right here.
Oh [C] boy Okay Good _ _ _ _ _ _ job
Good.
_ We'll be right back
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