Chords for Ozzy & the Harmonica Enthusiast | Ozzy & Jack's World Detour

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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ Oh.
Hey _ [F] _ [E] _ _ Jack.
Yeah.
[Eb] Explain to me what this [Gm] is again.
So this is one of the largest collections
[Eb] of harmonicas in America.
And this gentleman has turned his house
into basically a museum.
[B] _ _ [N] This is so weird Jack.
Just say yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
All the houses here are really cute.
You're really cute.
How do you feel about going to people's houses
you just met on the internet?
I don't like it Jack.
You've [G] changed Cal.
_ Hello yes.
Come right in sir.
Thanks for having us Holland.
Oh hello.
You're quite welcome.
[Gbm] Would you like to go?
Yes we do.
Have a look at this.
Be prepared.
Oh wow. _
[Gb] _ _ [E] _ How many do you have?
About 6,500.
Wow.
I have them from China and England [A] and Poland,
Russia, France.
Every drawer is [E] full of harmonicas.
_ [A] You've got an incredible collection.
I've got a lot of money wrapped up here.
_ I don't know how it happened, it just happened. _
_ [G] So where does the harmonica originate?
Hard to say.
_ There's a number of theories on it
and it appears that the original harmonica
was about 3,000 years ago.
The Chinese made an instrument called a sheng
and they made those and then in the early 1800s
they migrated into Western Europe and all.
Wow.
That can bore you and go on forever. _
_ [C] What's your favorite one?
This one probably.
Oh the boat is?
Yeah.
How much is the boat worth? Couple grand.
Oh wow.
These are all [Bb] World War I.
[Fm] Wow.
[Cm] She's so old.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ Boomerang harmonica?
Yeah we've got boomerangs for Australia.
Oh yeah. _
That's fun.
Is that a toothbrush that's a harmonica?
Yes.
That's awesome.
Be honest, is that what you use for your toothbrush?
It is.
_ _ [G] This would be a cane, you know,
you're going along and it's got a harmonica in it.
Oh yeah. _ _ _
It's funny all like the individual like ingenuity
[C] that went into some of these.
It's funny to sit there and go,
oh no I want to make a walking stick with a harmonica.
Yeah.
That was made in [D] 1917.
It's a postcard and it has a harmonica in [Eb] it.
Oh wow, there's a harmonica in the postcard.
Yes, still plays.
_ _ [C] That's unbelievable.
Yeah.
I guess you want to see the naked [Gm] lady.
What?
[C] Yeah we do.
Look through there to see the naked lady in there.
[Gm] Oh [F] wow.
Come on Jack, [C] let's go.
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Check _ this out, you're going to love this.
That's so cool that the harmonica case is a coffin.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's really cool.
Here's a golden ticket that didn't bring me anything.
What happens if you win that and the gold ticket?
You turn up at someone's house
[E] to look at their harmonica [B] collection.
_ [G] Could you sign this one for me?
Yeah sure, I'd love to.
Thank you for your time.
Well I hope [A] you enjoyed [Gm] it.
That was awesome.
It's amazing.
It really was incredible.
Pretty [N] cool.
_ _ _ Even if you don't like harmonicas,
_ seeing that guy's passion for harmonicas makes you like it.
You can find anybody collecting [B] anything
you go bottle tops, _
_ [F] vases, soap, all kinds of stuff.
Cause everything [Abm] has a history.
_ [B] Singing though, I feel [N] absolutely filthy.
I'm right there with you.
You go into people's houses and you touch them.
[Eb] You put your mouth on everything.
I know. _
Can [B] _ you imagine what dentists would go to?
Or [N]
gynecologists?
Dad, I think that dentists have it far worse than gynecologists.
What about a proctologist?
That's the worst.
Oh [Fm] no, no, no.
Suddenly wake up in the morning and thought,
I know I'm gonna be a doctor,
but I wanna [N] work on assholes.
_ [E] Must be some fascination in [Eb] butts.
_ _ _ _ So [C] tomorrow, Dad.
Yeah?
We're gonna stop at this place [Dm] _
_ [Eb] called Moto [G] Exotica
where they have like all different kinds of cars.
They [N] sell, _ _ [A]
yeah.
_ _ [D] _ Ozzy and Shaq's world detour.
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