Oxy Moronic Chords by Nofx
Tempo:
80.05 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
G
E
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A]
I've been called an oxymoron, because [G] I question which drugs the war's on.
Why [D] are there more drug stores than liquor stores you [A] can score on?
The healers have become the harmers, they're [G] just pharmaceutical farmers.
[D] What we used to call dealers, we now [A] call doctors.
I might be a city [E] senate, cause [F#] that crack house is now [D] a clinic.
It's [A] time they change the name of [E] the ill to the [D] hypocritic or the [A] parasitic.
It is an aderaltruistic, [G] by overimpressed bribing.
[D] How can we fight them in a [A] suboxone ring?
A four prose accusation, [G] with a sub-keta meaning.
They'll say [D] my fears are quite ludicrous, it should be [A] out of that a-shing.
With every [E] demoraltercation, they'll [F#m] have a good sound [D] explanation.
You're [A] just de-halusprated, [E] cause we made your dick [D] deflated.
It's [A] oxymoronic, it's oxymoronic.
It should be doctors getting busted, for [G] their malign opinions we trusted.
We're [D] not the sinners, they're the ones who served us the [Am] vodka dinner.
[A] I don't want to be an [E] alarmist, but [F#m] in the armistice, they're [D] the armistice.
And [A] those kids are making [E] facts of all [D] minded pacifists.
[A] It's oxymoronic, it's [G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's [A] oxymoronic.
[F#] Don't think that I am being crazy.
The [D] medical industrial complex, keeps us [A] by aggravated.
And hard to cope [E] because I work at six.
[F#m] How can we hide the condom, [Bm] your blatant misconduct?
They [D] don't care about patients, they care about [E] pollution products.
[A] Are you oxymoronic, [N] for wanting your daily chronic?
And making [D] your mom's house hydroponic, you're [A] oxymoronic.
I've been called an oxymoron, [G] for getting my metaphor on.
[D] Linoleum is a fluoron, I'm [A] an empty moron.
It's time to be alarmed, we're not [G] being healed, we're being harmed.
Our [D] country's being factory farmed, it's [A] oxymoronic.
It's time to sound the alarm up, we [G] can't put our faith in karma.
We [D] got a common enemy, and they're called [A] big pharma.
And it's oxymoronic, and it's
[G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's
[A] oxymoronic.
[Em]
[B] Now most of your houses
Most of your house?
What does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic.
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well, because he lives there.
Now all of your house is hydroponic.
Most is sappy.
Really?
It's like saying maybe.
How about now your mom's house is hydroponic?
Yes!
That's fucking way better!
Now you fucking woke up!
Come on Mike, where you been?
Shut the
I've been called an oxymoron, because [G] I question which drugs the war's on.
Why [D] are there more drug stores than liquor stores you [A] can score on?
The healers have become the harmers, they're [G] just pharmaceutical farmers.
[D] What we used to call dealers, we now [A] call doctors.
I might be a city [E] senate, cause [F#] that crack house is now [D] a clinic.
It's [A] time they change the name of [E] the ill to the [D] hypocritic or the [A] parasitic.
It is an aderaltruistic, [G] by overimpressed bribing.
[D] How can we fight them in a [A] suboxone ring?
A four prose accusation, [G] with a sub-keta meaning.
They'll say [D] my fears are quite ludicrous, it should be [A] out of that a-shing.
With every [E] demoraltercation, they'll [F#m] have a good sound [D] explanation.
You're [A] just de-halusprated, [E] cause we made your dick [D] deflated.
It's [A] oxymoronic, it's oxymoronic.
It should be doctors getting busted, for [G] their malign opinions we trusted.
We're [D] not the sinners, they're the ones who served us the [Am] vodka dinner.
[A] I don't want to be an [E] alarmist, but [F#m] in the armistice, they're [D] the armistice.
And [A] those kids are making [E] facts of all [D] minded pacifists.
[A] It's oxymoronic, it's [G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's [A] oxymoronic.
[F#] Don't think that I am being crazy.
The [D] medical industrial complex, keeps us [A] by aggravated.
And hard to cope [E] because I work at six.
[F#m] How can we hide the condom, [Bm] your blatant misconduct?
They [D] don't care about patients, they care about [E] pollution products.
[A] Are you oxymoronic, [N] for wanting your daily chronic?
And making [D] your mom's house hydroponic, you're [A] oxymoronic.
I've been called an oxymoron, [G] for getting my metaphor on.
[D] Linoleum is a fluoron, I'm [A] an empty moron.
It's time to be alarmed, we're not [G] being healed, we're being harmed.
Our [D] country's being factory farmed, it's [A] oxymoronic.
It's time to sound the alarm up, we [G] can't put our faith in karma.
We [D] got a common enemy, and they're called [A] big pharma.
And it's oxymoronic, and it's
[G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's
[A] oxymoronic.
[Em]
[B] Now most of your houses
Most of your house?
What does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic.
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well, because he lives there.
Now all of your house is hydroponic.
Most is sappy.
Really?
It's like saying maybe.
How about now your mom's house is hydroponic?
Yes!
That's fucking way better!
Now you fucking woke up!
Come on Mike, where you been?
Shut the
Key:
A
D
G
E
F#m
A
D
G
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I've been called an oxymoron, because [G] I question which drugs the war's on.
Why [D] are there more drug stores than liquor stores you [A] can score on? _
The healers have become the harmers, they're [G] just pharmaceutical farmers.
[D] What we used to call dealers, we now [A] call doctors.
_ I might be a city [E] senate, cause [F#] that crack house is now [D] a clinic.
It's [A] time they change the name of [E] the ill to the [D] hypocritic or the [A] parasitic.
_ It is an _ aderaltruistic, [G] by overimpressed bribing.
_ [D] How can we fight them in a [A] suboxone ring?
_ A four prose accusation, [G] with a sub-keta meaning.
They'll say [D] my fears are quite ludicrous, it should be [A] out of that a-shing.
With every [E] demoraltercation, they'll [F#m] have a good sound [D] explanation.
You're [A] just de-halusprated, [E] cause we made your dick [D] deflated.
_ It's [A] oxymoronic, it's oxymoronic.
It should be doctors getting busted, for [G] their malign opinions we trusted.
We're [D] not the sinners, they're the ones who served us the [Am] vodka dinner.
_ [A] I don't want to be an [E] alarmist, but [F#m] in the armistice, they're [D] the armistice.
And [A] those kids are making [E] facts of all [D] minded pacifists.
[A] It's oxymoronic, _ it's [G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's [A] oxymoronic.
_ [F#] Don't think that I am being crazy.
The [D] medical industrial complex, keeps us [A] by aggravated.
And hard to cope [E] because I work at six.
_ [F#m] How can we hide the condom, [Bm] your blatant misconduct?
They [D] don't care about patients, they care about [E] pollution products.
_ [A] Are you _ oxymoronic, [N] for wanting your daily chronic?
And making [D] your mom's house hydroponic, you're [A] oxymoronic.
_ _ I've been called an oxymoron, [G] for getting my metaphor on.
[D] Linoleum is a fluoron, I'm [A] an empty moron.
_ It's time to be alarmed, we're not [G] being healed, we're being harmed.
Our [D] country's being factory farmed, it's [A] oxymoronic.
_ _ It's time to sound the alarm up, we [G] can't put our faith in karma.
We [D] got a common enemy, and they're called [A] big pharma.
And it's oxymoronic, and it's _
[G] oxymoronic.
It's _ [D] oxymoronic, it's _
[A] oxymoronic.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[B] Now most of your houses_
Most of your house?
What does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic.
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well, because he lives there.
Now all of your house is hydroponic.
Most is sappy.
Really?
It's like saying maybe.
How about now your mom's house is hydroponic?
Yes!
That's fucking way better!
Now you fucking woke up!
Come on Mike, where you been?
Shut the
I've been called an oxymoron, because [G] I question which drugs the war's on.
Why [D] are there more drug stores than liquor stores you [A] can score on? _
The healers have become the harmers, they're [G] just pharmaceutical farmers.
[D] What we used to call dealers, we now [A] call doctors.
_ I might be a city [E] senate, cause [F#] that crack house is now [D] a clinic.
It's [A] time they change the name of [E] the ill to the [D] hypocritic or the [A] parasitic.
_ It is an _ aderaltruistic, [G] by overimpressed bribing.
_ [D] How can we fight them in a [A] suboxone ring?
_ A four prose accusation, [G] with a sub-keta meaning.
They'll say [D] my fears are quite ludicrous, it should be [A] out of that a-shing.
With every [E] demoraltercation, they'll [F#m] have a good sound [D] explanation.
You're [A] just de-halusprated, [E] cause we made your dick [D] deflated.
_ It's [A] oxymoronic, it's oxymoronic.
It should be doctors getting busted, for [G] their malign opinions we trusted.
We're [D] not the sinners, they're the ones who served us the [Am] vodka dinner.
_ [A] I don't want to be an [E] alarmist, but [F#m] in the armistice, they're [D] the armistice.
And [A] those kids are making [E] facts of all [D] minded pacifists.
[A] It's oxymoronic, _ it's [G] oxymoronic.
It's [D] oxymoronic, it's [A] oxymoronic.
_ [F#] Don't think that I am being crazy.
The [D] medical industrial complex, keeps us [A] by aggravated.
And hard to cope [E] because I work at six.
_ [F#m] How can we hide the condom, [Bm] your blatant misconduct?
They [D] don't care about patients, they care about [E] pollution products.
_ [A] Are you _ oxymoronic, [N] for wanting your daily chronic?
And making [D] your mom's house hydroponic, you're [A] oxymoronic.
_ _ I've been called an oxymoron, [G] for getting my metaphor on.
[D] Linoleum is a fluoron, I'm [A] an empty moron.
_ It's time to be alarmed, we're not [G] being healed, we're being harmed.
Our [D] country's being factory farmed, it's [A] oxymoronic.
_ _ It's time to sound the alarm up, we [G] can't put our faith in karma.
We [D] got a common enemy, and they're called [A] big pharma.
And it's oxymoronic, and it's _
[G] oxymoronic.
It's _ [D] oxymoronic, it's _
[A] oxymoronic.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[B] Now most of your houses_
Most of your house?
What does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic.
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well, because he lives there.
Now all of your house is hydroponic.
Most is sappy.
Really?
It's like saying maybe.
How about now your mom's house is hydroponic?
Yes!
That's fucking way better!
Now you fucking woke up!
Come on Mike, where you been?
Shut the
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