Chords for OTHERKIN GIVES BAD ADVICE

Hello, we are The Kin and we're gonna give you some bad advice.
[F#] You and I are a road chain, you're not nobody, spinning round the star, ready, yeah.
_ _ You and I are a road chain, you're not nobody, spinning round the star, ready, yeah.
[D#m] If you're gonna throw [F#] your guitar, make sure you [B] don't drop it like [N] an asshole.
I've been there, it's terrible.
Yeah, that was great.
I tried to throw my guitar like 20 feet across the stage to our guitar tech when we were playing with the Red Hot Chili Peppers
which is in front of like 7,000 people and I caught the strap on my arm and just as it went and just saw it just like lose momentum
and the tech went running to catch it and it just like, I just kept walking as if this was completely what I intended to do. _
Got off the stage and everyone was like, oh that was such an amazing gig and I was like, yeah, _ yeah, no that wasn't terrible at all.
Yeah, I was like, what happened Dave?
He looks really like _ disheartened and then it was because of that.
It all worked out, you didn't damage it too badly.
Definitely looked like a bit of an asshole.
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_ _ [E] _ _ Approaching, this happened on tour recently, _ our driver approaching a girl in like a snack bar in Bristol, was it?
Yeah, it was like a fish and chip shop.
Fish and chip shop, yeah.
Very late in the morning.
Yeah, at 3am _ and _ yeah, getting her number and then texting her as soon as he left which was only minutes later.
Oh no, it was less than a minute, he was like half a metre out the door and he was already _ pressed and sent.
Don't look desperate. _
Take your time, you know, take your time kids, love will find you.
Play hard to get.
That's good advice. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] Oh and going out, [F#] I mean, [E] _ overestimating how much you can drink before you get out, you know.
I don't know if you guys do it the same that we do back in Ireland but pre-drinking is a thing where, yeah, you do that.
I think overestimating at that point how much you can drink and then by the time you get out,
you're not let in anywhere and you end up getting sick _ outside a fish and chip shop at like 12.
Nobody wants to see that, you know. _
[B] _ _ _ [F#] _ We _ _
[G#] _ _ have [B] a list in our van, [F#] so it's a list of rules that you [C#] can't break or else you have to put money
into a little jar that we have in the front.
You do not want to break the rules in the other kin van because they are enforced, like _ strictly enforced.
Very strictly and the plan is that we've already got a lot of money in,
I'd say we've got about 30 or 40 euro and that's only after like a few days because
we break the rules a lot.
_ _ _ Oh it's rules like, there's some dorky rules like we have a kind of electricity in the back
like plug sockets, if you leave that thing on, everybody who is using it has to pay.
What else do we have?
If you get sick from drinking after the show, you got to pay.
If you miss, if you're 15 minutes late for the call in the morning, you got to pay.
It's all a euro fine.
Another one is like if you forget to charge the camera we're using, that's a euro.
So someone in the band, I'm not going to say who, came down one morning in Birmingham,
was 20 minutes late, had gotten sick, didn't charge the camera and on the spot,
everyone else is like that's three euro. Three euro.
So yeah when we get to Monaco, _ after we play Milan, we're driving to Madrid,
we're going to stop in Monaco, we're going to go to the first casino we can see
and we're going to take the like bucket of change that we'll probably have to get it
in notes because I don't think we'll be able to afford to be in Monaco for very long.
And we're going to go put it on black, the first roulette table we see. _ _
Could be like 500 euro.
It could be more.
Could hopefully mean [F#] a thousand. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Cooking.
Oh leaving.
If you're cooking a pizza and you put it on a sort of plastic tray,
you know, and then you put that in and then it all melts into the pizza and all onto the oven.
I haven't done that but we know people who have done that
and also people who have left ovens in pizzas and gone on holiday.
Ovens in pizzas.
Or pizzas in ovens, sorry.
This beer's going to my head. _
_ Uh a friend of ours who left a pizza in an oven and then went off on holiday to what,
Mallorca?
It was like yeah he went somewhere in Spain and he was staying in his brother's like really nice
apartment in Dublin and was looking after it for like two or three days before he went away.
He like came home at like 3am, didn't turn the oven on, just put the pizza in the oven on the shelf.
Well woke up the next day, went to Spain.
His brother comes home like two weeks later and there's just like
_ _ _ this white fungus living in it.
It's on like Reddit and it's this famous photograph now.
Yeah.
But yeah if you're going to cook a pizza, take the plastic [G#] off, you know.
Don't leave it there for two weeks, that's not how you do it.
Take responsibility, pizza isn't just for Christmas you know, as the old saying goes.
Yeah and if you're going to make other kin breakfast, don't burn the eggs. _
[F#] Don't.
It's just been happening.
Don't.
Too much lately, I don't know how.
People are burning eggs.
We don't like burnt eggs. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Worst thing to do when in school.
[E] I don't know, neither of us went to school. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Like definitely don't like poo your pants or something because kids [G#] are really mean
and that could just end terribly you know.
Yeah really mean.
[F#] I have food fights as well, I got in a lot of trouble in school for food fights.
But also they're very fun so do do food fights.
_ That's bad advice.
Yeah don't drop out, stay in school kids, just stay in school.
Yeah exactly. _
_ _ _ _ Don't be a dick.
Yeah do whatever you want to do but if that involves being a dick to other people, don't do that.
But if this is bad advice, [A] do be a dick.
Yeah be a complete dick and do whatever you want, stab everyone in the back to get your way,
just live your life the way you want to live it.
That's some bad advice.
Bad advice baby.
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