Chords for Orthodox Celts - The Real Me

_ _ _ _ [B] I'm Cinderella the Holic and [D] I'm mostly Melancholic
I am wearing just some trousers and that's all that you can [B] see
Not so old as I'm looking, I [D] am married and I'm cooking
Not a creature just for looking and the [A] crazy you can see
When you see me on TV, just [D] picture it for me
[A] Can't afford a seat but my beer is fairly good
I drink it all the time and [D] I'm happy for a while
My [A] voice is all a grime but my beer is very [D] good
Have you understood why I'm in a mood?
Where's the fucking food?
Where's the beer?
[Em] I _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm]
told you about a driver who's [D] driving for a climber
I cannot stand his lies and I'll kill him [B] anytime
All the others drive me crazy and they [D] think that I'm lazy
When they say that I'm a liar, not a [A] soul to learn in choir
When you see me on TV, just picture it for [D] me
Can't [A] afford a seat but my beer is fairly good
I drink it all the time and I'm [D] happy for a while
My [A] voice is all a grime but my beer is very good
Have you understood why I'm in a mood?
Where's the fucking food?
[D] Where's the beer?
[Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] I'm tired of hearing the questions that [D] cause my bad digestion
I'm sick of cats and bastards who really make me [B] mad
But I'm singing for my pleasure and that's my only measure
That's my cue for living when [A] I'm feeling bad
When you see me on TV, just picture it for [D] me
Can't [A] afford a seat but my beer is fairly good
I drink it all the time and I'm [D] happy for a while
My [A] voice is all a grime but my beer is very [D] good
Have you understood why I'm in a [A] mood?
Where's the fucking food?
[D] Where's the beer?
[E] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _