Only Fools and Horses Hooky Street Chords by Original West End Cast Of Only Fools And Horses, Tom Bennett, Ryan Hutton

[A] Right, what we got today then?
Well, we got some half-price cracktice, _ miles and miles of carpet tiles,
_ _ TVs, [E] deep frees, them David Bowie LPs, _ _ ballgames, gold chains, _
what's-her _ -name's an atta push, _
_ [D] some Trevor Francis track suits from [Ab] a mushing [Bbm] shepherd's bush,
bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, [Eb] bush,
[Ab] no income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee,
_ black or white, rich or broke, [Eb] I will cut prices at a _ stroke,
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God bless hooky tricks, _ _ _ viva hooky tricks,
_ long live hooky tricks, [Ab] say _ magnifique, [Bb] _ hooky tricks,
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magnifique, [Bb] hooky tricks, _ _ _ _ _ hooky _ _ tricks, _ _ hooky tricks,
_ _ _ [A]
[Ab] stick a pony in me dick, _ I'll fetch a suitcase from the bank,
cos if you want the best then you don't ask questions then,
brother, _ I'm your man, _ [Db] cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
it's [Ab] like the changing of the seasons and the tide of the sea,
[Db] that is the one describing me,
bizarre, _
[Ab] why do only fools at all say it's work,
la [Db] la la la la, la la la la, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ la la la la, _
[Db] _ _ _ la la la la, _
[Ab] why do only fools at all [Gm] say it's work,
[F] _ here goes sweetheart, what are these?
These are Japanese, and what are these?
These are knobbly knees, difference is,
he's still the type and he's dope today,
you alright, smart truck? _
_ _ These are the [Db] music, they've got [Gb] some,
lock hats, hat flags, a munchie pack of oat slacks,
a job lock, teapot, and something for your dry rock,
knapsack, slackjack, and alipris to satisfy,
standby, supply, a bag of wine [D] for you and me,
[G] slots, pegs, and friends, hats, banded all the way,
a tannery, vaseline, and something for your back pain,
bow ties, all fine, silk hankies for your competition,
[F] and twenty crates of puk and plonk, from a twonky [Bm] monk,
plonk, plonk, plonk, [Gb] plonk, plonk, swan, swan, swan,
[B] see the ponky, [Gb]
[B] and he's not idiotic,
a thousand money from the bank,
a guarantee, cause if you follow the right ones,
and don't ask questions,
[Gb] we'll cut prices at a _ _ stroke, _
[E] where it all comes from is a mystery,
[B] it's like the changing of the seasons,
and the tide of the sea,
[E] money is the one you strongly [Bm] deserve,
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