Online Chords by Brad Paisley

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[F] work [C] down at the pizza [G] pit, I [F] drive an [C] old Hyundai.
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I [D] still live [E] with my [C] mom and dad, I'm 5'3 and [D] overweight.
_ _ [G] I'm a [F] sci-fi [C] fanatic, mild asthmatic, [G]
never [F] been to second [C] base.
[D] But there's a whole other me [Em] that you [C] need to see, go [D] check out my space.
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So [G] I'm [D] on my own, [G] I'm out in [C] Hollywood.
I'm [G] 6 [D]'5 [G] and I look [C] damn good.
I drive [G] a modern Audi, [D] I'm a black [Em] belt in karate, [C] and I love a good [D] glass of wine.
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[G] It turns [D] girls on [G] that I'm serious.
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I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious.
Cause even [G] on a slow [D] day, I can [Em] have a [C] freeway.
Chat with two [D] women at one [G] time, I'm so [Dm] much [C] cooler [G] online. _ _
So [F] much cooler [C] [G] online. _ _ _
[F] I get [C] home, I kiss my mom [G] and she [F] fixes me a [C] snack.
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I [D] head down to [Em] my [C] basement bedroom and [D] fire up [G] my Mac. _ _ _
[F] And in real [C] life, the only time [G] I've [F] ever even been [C] to LA.
_ [G] When I [D] got the chance [Em] with the [C] marching band to play [D] tuba in the Rose [G] Parade.
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_ [G] All [D] night [G] I live in [C] Malibu, I [G] host for [D] Calvin Klein.
[G] I've been in [C] GQ, I'm single [G] and rich.
[D] And I got a [Em] set of six [C]-pack abs that will blow [D] your mind.
_ [C] It _ [G] turns [D] girls on [G] that I'm serious.
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I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious.
Cause even [G] on a slow [D] day, I can [Em] have a [C] freeway.
Chat with two [D] women at one [G] time, I'm so [F] much cooler [G] online. _ _
Yeah, [F] I'm cooler [C] online.
_ [D] When you got my kind of stats, [G] it's hard to get a date.
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Let [D] alone a real [G] girlfriend.
_ [D] But I grow another foot [G] and I lose a bunch of weight.
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Every time I [D] log _ in.
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_ [G] Oh, [D] online I'm [G] not in [C] Hollywood.
I'm [G] six [D] foot five and I look damn [C] good.
Even [G] on a slow [D] day, I can [Em] have a [C] freeway.
Chat with two [D] women at one time, [G] I'm so [F] much cooler [C] online.
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Yeah, [F] I'm cooler [G] online.
_ I'm so [F] much cooler [C] online.
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Yeah, I'm cooler online. _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] Hey, I'm cooler [C] online. _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] Hey, [D] I'm Stevie online.
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Hey, [D] I'm Stevie [C] online.
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] I'm Stevie _ [D] _ _ _ online.
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