One Week - Barenaked Ladies (Vintage ‘40s Jazz Cover) feat. Emma Smith Chords

[C] _ _ _ It's been [F] one week since [Gbm] you looked at [G] me
[A] Cocked your head to the [C] side and then I'm angry
Five [F] days since you [Gb] laughed at me [C] saying get [A] that together [Gb] and come [C] back and see me [F] three days [Gb] since the living [C] room
[A] I realize [D] it's all my fault.
I [C] didn't tell you yesterday
[F] [Gbm] Forgiven [Em] me better the [A] stupid two [F] days till I [C] say I'm sorry
[F] Oh, then I [Em] would watch the hood [Ab] wink [G] as I make you stop [A] think [Em] you think you're looking at Aquaman
I [Em] saw my bitch [F] do the disco.
[G] I like a [A] salad bitch
I [C] like the sushi cuz I never touch the prime can't [F] hot like [G] wasabi when [Fm] I bust my
[Em] feet like [A] we're in rhyme because I'm [G] all about [C] value
[Dm] But can't [G] stand [F] that hit [A] you try to not twist [Cm] you try to hold me while I bust loose
You could [F] make a break and [Cm] take a fake
I [Fm] like a sinky [Cm] kinky shake it [Gb] like vanilla [G] rest to find these [Cm] other [Bm] flavors
You see [Cm] the show cuz then you know the vertigo is gonna go
But it's so dangerous you gotta sign a waiver
[Eb] How can I help it if I [Gb] think you're funny [Fm] when you're mad?
[Bb] I'm trying [Eb] hard not to smile though I [Ab] feel bad
[Eb] I'm the kind of girl who [D] laughs at a [Eb] funeral [F] can't understand [Bbm] what I mean
[Ab] You're so well [Eb] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my [Dm] sleeve
I have a [C] history of taking up my shirt
It's been one week since [D] you looked at [Em] me
[A] Threw your hands in the [G] air and said I'm [C] crazy
Five [F] days since you [C] tackled me
I still [A] got that [G] rug burn so I'm [C] both my knees
It's been [Ab] three days [Am] since the living [Ab] room
You realize it's not [Am] my fault that a [E] moment too [C] soon
Yesterday [E] [Am] you just smiled [E] at me
And [Am] now I sit [Dm] back and wait till [G] you say [C] you're sorry
[B] _ [E] _ [C] _ [D] _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Gb] _ [Ab] _ [F] _
[Em] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [C] _
Chickeny China the Chinese chicken
You had the drumstick and you raised the top [Em] spin
[Dm] What did I [Em] come [Am] with all of these other flavors
[G] I hope the [F] smoking man's in this one
Give me some more [Bbm] of that s*** I [Ab] say I'm tantric
I [F] take a [Em] guarantee to [Dm] satisfy
I go [Em] for a sour ride [F] make dance [A] films
Hey I don't make films [Cm] but if I did that'd be a time I'd ride
[Fm] Gotta get us [Ab] at a better club gotta find the kind with tiny mouths
[B] Just so my eyes don't end up flying [G] off the back [Cm] swing
Gotta [Dm] get in tune with [Fm] Sailor Moon cause that cartoon has [Cm] got the boom
You [G] gotta make me [Ab] the baby think the wrong thing
How can [Eb] I help it if I think you're funny [Ab] when you're [D] mad?
I'm trying [Eb] hard not to [Db] smile though I [Ab] feel bad
[Eb] I'm the kind of girl who [Fm] laughs at a [Cm] funeral [D] can't understand [E] what I mean
[Ab] You're so well [Eb] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my [Fm] sleeve
I have a history of losing [Bb] I said [Eb] it's been [Ab] one week since you looked [Eb] at me
[Ab] Drop your hands on the side and say [Eb] I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
Say you [C] just did [Eb] just what I thought you were gonna do
[Ab] Three [Eb] days since the living room
We're [A] real life and [Eb] won't complain
Now what can we do?
Yesterday you just found on me
And it'll still [Ab] be two days [Bb] till we say [Eb] we're sorry
[Ab] [F] And [Ebm] [Eb] it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
_ [Ab] [Eb] And it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry _ _ _ _ _
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