Chords for ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

Well, time to upload another stupid video.
Looking good.
Uh, ooh, wait.
Oh!
Oh!
I've hit a million subscribers!
Mikey, Josh!
Shut up, Jack.
Mikey, no, come here!
Where the hell is my Snapchat?
Where are you shouting at?
What's your number? _
What is that number?
Yeah.
_ Fuck off.
Oh, Jack, where are you?
What's all the fuss about?
Yeah, [N] what?
Come here!
Is this like_
No, it's not.
That's not a cross, come on!
No, leave the hands.
Oh my god, I can't believe this.
You had like 40,000 subscribers the other day.
No, I was on 40,132!
It must be [F] a glitch.
What are you guys doing?
Oh my god, I'm having a look at this.
Alright, Jack, you're killing me.
What?
[N] _ _ Well, I mean, I knew I was pretty funny and I know I was getting good views, but Jesus Christ!
Wait, I thought you were on 40,000.
40 _ ,132.
Oh, yeah, oh, sick, man, oh no!
He's catching up to you, Ollie.
What is it?
You're killing it!
Yeah.
_ No, I'm not! _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ No, it's crazy, I mean, I'm catching up with you pretty much.
I'm at a million subscribers, this is so crazy.
Let's call my mum.
This is just absolutely ridiculous.
I mean, we've got to do a big collab, you know, on appearance fees from kind of all of [G] you.
This is just too much for me.
I can't look at this, Jesus.
You're gonna be so proud.
My [B] lifelong dream.
I've hit a million subs.
A million people have clicked that button.
I mean_
We fucking did it.
Jesus.
[N] He's done well, you know.
This is crazy!
You're logged into my channel.
That's Connor, that's SkillsIsHere, that's Connor Maynard.
No, my last video, Stitch, is where I was at and I got Stitch in my foot.
This is definitely, did you online?
Yeah, I know, because I mean, I just wear it.
It says SkillsIsHere.
Also, why are you online?
I'm online shopping!
I'm waiting for my cereal!
And why are all of you here anyway?
What are you doing?
_ Why are you so brown?
What?
Oh, shit.
Why the fuck am I brown?
Casper?
You should have been here anyway.
Wait, so whose channel are we on?
Yours or mine?
My channel, we're on ours.
No, ours.
I am Connor Maynard.
Cool, Connor's got better looking.
Is that meant to be? Yep.
Hello from the other side. _ _ _
I must have called a thousand times.
Stop singing!
I genuinely think the best thing you can all do right now is just leave.
Connor, sometimes you just gotta step back and love yourself. _ _
What?
What's that, Connor?
You used to call me on my cell phone.
Okay, you're just saying lyrics [C] from covers I've done now and it's just getting really weird.
Like, this is the dumbest thing any of you [Cm] have ever done.
Oh, oh, I've got one!
[F#] He's got one.
He has.
Great, are you [B] crazy?
Give on.
Are you crazy?
Nah, that song is shit.
All right, get out, get out now.
Go, get out.
I'm getting these stitches off.
Amazing, well done.
That was great.
I think I better leave right now.
How [G] did you cover that song?
Get out, all of you get out.
We'll never forget you, buddy.
[B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#]
What's going on, guys?
Now, please let [A] me say thank you so, so, so much for getting me to one million subscribers.
I think this video is actually quite late.
I think I'm on like 1 [F].1 million now.
It's so embarrassing.
So many people will love me. _ _
_ [C] _ No, [F#] but seriously, it means so, so much [A] to me.
I promise to continue uploading as much content as I can as frequently as possible.
I will not stop doing that.
And of course, a massive, massive [D] thank you to all the guys that helped me in the video [A] today.
You know, those are the guys that inspired me to really get back into using my YouTube channel.
So, of course, a massive, massive thank you to them.
But yeah, guys, [F#] one million subscribers is [F] literally amazing.
I've been trying [E] to not let it get to my head.
Connor, [D#] your helicopter's here to take you to_
Mmm, never heard of knocking.
_ _ [F#]
I can't believe you're still in here.
[D#m] You've changed.
[F#m] _ [F#] No, but seriously, thank you so much, guys.
It is amazing.
And here's to a million more.
[E]
Also, if you happen to think that me and the guys are like serious [C] professional actors
and [G] we nail it every time, here's how long it took to actually film the beginning of this video.
Did you [Dm] flush?
No, sorry.
[C] I can.
I really flushed.
I [G] can.
Can you see the door frame?
Can you [F] see the door frame?
_ [D] I'm going past the camera.
[G] Wait, [Dm] what are we doing?
We kind of went over the top [G] there.
We're all hitting each other like a dog.
Should we do it again?
[A] No, I did that's fine.
I thought it was perfect.
I can't.
No one can see [G] Mikey hitting you.
Stop it!
[F#m] _ _ I've got a tracker on my face.
You need things.
[D]
How do we go over that?
You [G] want some?
Mikey, get your head in there.
Oh.
What's going [F] on?
We're going to call you Thatcher Maynard in a minute.
If his name is [G] Thatcher Joe, it would be Thatcher Jack.
[D] Not Thatcher Maynard.
Connor, what are we doing?
Carry on.
We're like the Chernofskys.
Do you want to just_ _
Mikey.
Oh, [G] Connor's got better looking.
Straight at the camera.
Booze.
I have [F] no idea what we're doing. So you_
[D] Ollie, you crazy? _ _
_ [C] No.
[G] _ What did you say?
Who's phone's not on [F] flight mode?
[C] Josh.
Sorry, fam.
[D] _ That [F] song's shit.
[G] Yeah.
Yeah, just go, now that song's shit.
Now that song's shit.
Yeah, [F] like that.
Yeah.
Now that song's [G] shit.
_ _ _ You did it perfect and then you went,
Now that song's shit.
That song's shit.
[D] Now that song's [G] shit.
That song's shit.
_ That [D] song's shit.
Mikey, we can't do it when we're live.
That one's shit.
Mikey!
Can we stop having a [G] conversation between every scene?
Because it's good.
Yes.
_ Shut the [F]
fuck up.
[D] Now that one's shit.
Tell you what, I'll do that, Mikey.
You can say I think I'm gonna leave right [Em] now.
Nah, that one's shit.
That song's shit.
Sorry, sorry.
_ [F] Casper, you need to [G] stop.
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _