One Armed Scissor (official video) Chords
Tempo:
165.6 bpm
Chords used:
Em
C
G
F
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A]
Yes, this is [G] a campaign [F#] slithered in jails [E] in the cargo bay.
[A]
A new [G] turd is a vastness, [Bm] hollow vacuum, [E] chuck the oxygen tanks.
[Am]
[A] They hibernate, [G] but have they kissed the [F#] ground?
Put them up against [E] the asphalt now.
[A]
Jeez, this [G] amputation [F#] splintered their wings, [E] it has access now.
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] to the one-armed lizard!
[F]
[C] [Em]
Get mission [D] number one!
[F]
[C] [Em]
[D] [F]
[C] [Am]
[G] [Em]
[Am]
[G] [Em]
[A] Banged [Em] on memory, [F#] mummified [Am] psychiatry, skin [G] graft machinery,
[F#] Sputnik [Em] sickles found in the [Am] sinks, self [G]-destruct
[Bm] sequence,
This station [Em] is non -operational.
[Am] [G]
Feces [F#m] growing, [Em] bubbles in an army of lice,
[Am] A rat [G]
-alone, [F#] well-dressed,
[Em] With teeth that cover the [A] bed,
[G] So long, [Em] pretty quick,
But you're supposed to be [Am] ready.
[G] One of the [E] most [Em]
peculiar.
[Am] [G] One of the [E] most [Em] peculiar.
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get [C] [Em] away!
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed [F]
[C] lizard!
Get away!
[Em]
[G] [C]
[B] [Em]
Dissect [G] a trillion cells [C]
away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] Jagged [G] glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em]
[G] Dissect a trillion [C] cells away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] [G] Jagged glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em]
A [G] right to remember,
[C]
A [B] right to remember.
[E]
[C]
[Bm] [E]
[C]
[B] [E]
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one [F]
[C] [Em]-armed lizard! Get away!
Say transmission [D] from the one [F]
[C]-armed lizard! Get away!
[F] Get away!
[C] Get away! [F] Get away!
[C] [A]
Yes, this is [G] a campaign [F#] slithered in jails [E] in the cargo bay.
[A]
A new [G] turd is a vastness, [Bm] hollow vacuum, [E] chuck the oxygen tanks.
[Am]
[A] They hibernate, [G] but have they kissed the [F#] ground?
Put them up against [E] the asphalt now.
[A]
Jeez, this [G] amputation [F#] splintered their wings, [E] it has access now.
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] to the one-armed lizard!
[F]
[C] [Em]
Get mission [D] number one!
[F]
[C] [Em]
[D] [F]
[C] [Am]
[G] [Em]
[Am]
[G] [Em]
[A] Banged [Em] on memory, [F#] mummified [Am] psychiatry, skin [G] graft machinery,
[F#] Sputnik [Em] sickles found in the [Am] sinks, self [G]-destruct
[Bm] sequence,
This station [Em] is non -operational.
[Am] [G]
Feces [F#m] growing, [Em] bubbles in an army of lice,
[Am] A rat [G]
-alone, [F#] well-dressed,
[Em] With teeth that cover the [A] bed,
[G] So long, [Em] pretty quick,
But you're supposed to be [Am] ready.
[G] One of the [E] most [Em]
peculiar.
[Am] [G] One of the [E] most [Em] peculiar.
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get [C] [Em] away!
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed [F]
[C] lizard!
Get away!
[Em]
[G] [C]
[B] [Em]
Dissect [G] a trillion cells [C]
away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] Jagged [G] glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em]
[G] Dissect a trillion [C] cells away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] [G] Jagged glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em]
A [G] right to remember,
[C]
A [B] right to remember.
[E]
[C]
[Bm] [E]
[C]
[B] [E]
[D] [F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
[C] [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one [F]
[C] [Em]-armed lizard! Get away!
Say transmission [D] from the one [F]
[C]-armed lizard! Get away!
[F] Get away!
[C] Get away! [F] Get away!
[C] [A]
Key:
Em
C
G
F
D
Em
C
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yes, this is [G] a campaign [F#] slithered in jails [E] in the cargo bay.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A new [G] turd is a vastness, [Bm] hollow vacuum, [E] chuck the oxygen tanks.
[Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ They hibernate, [G] but have they kissed the [F#] ground?
Put them up against [E] the asphalt now.
[A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Jeez, this _ [G] amputation [F#] splintered their wings, [E] it has access now.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] to the one-armed lizard!
[F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
Get mission [D] number one!
_ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [A] _ _ Banged [Em] on _ memory, [F#] _ _ _ mummified _ _ [Am] psychiatry, _ skin [G] graft _ machinery,
[F#] _ _ Sputnik [Em] sickles found in the [Am] sinks, self [G]-destruct _
_ [Bm] sequence,
This station [Em] is non _ -operational.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] _
Feces [F#m] growing, _ _ [Em] bubbles in an army of lice,
[Am] A rat _ _ [G]
-alone, _ [F#] well-dressed,
[Em] With teeth that cover the _ [A] bed,
_ [G] So long, _ [Em] pretty quick,
But you're supposed to be [Am] ready.
_ [G] One of the [E] most _ [Em] _ _
_ peculiar.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] One of the [E] most _ [Em] peculiar.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em] away!
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed _ [F] _
_ _ [C] lizard!
Get away!
[Em] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ Dissect [G] a trillion cells [C]
away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] _ _ Jagged [G] glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em] _
_ _ [G] Dissect a trillion _ [C] cells away,
_ Will [B] you get this letter? _
[Em] _ _ [G] Jagged glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em] _
_ A [G] right to remember,
[C] _
_ A [B] right to remember.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ Say transmission [D] from the one _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em]-armed lizard! Get away!
Say transmission [D] from the one _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C]-armed lizard! Get away!
[F] Get away!
[C] Get away! [F] Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yes, this is [G] a campaign [F#] slithered in jails [E] in the cargo bay.
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A new [G] turd is a vastness, [Bm] hollow vacuum, [E] chuck the oxygen tanks.
[Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ They hibernate, [G] but have they kissed the [F#] ground?
Put them up against [E] the asphalt now.
[A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Jeez, this _ [G] amputation [F#] splintered their wings, [E] it has access now.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] to the one-armed lizard!
[F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
Get mission [D] number one!
_ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [A] _ _ Banged [Em] on _ memory, [F#] _ _ _ mummified _ _ [Am] psychiatry, _ skin [G] graft _ machinery,
[F#] _ _ Sputnik [Em] sickles found in the [Am] sinks, self [G]-destruct _
_ [Bm] sequence,
This station [Em] is non _ -operational.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] _
Feces [F#m] growing, _ _ [Em] bubbles in an army of lice,
[Am] A rat _ _ [G]
-alone, _ [F#] well-dressed,
[Em] With teeth that cover the _ [A] bed,
_ [G] So long, _ [Em] pretty quick,
But you're supposed to be [Am] ready.
_ [G] One of the [E] most _ [Em] _ _
_ peculiar.
[Am] _ _ _ [G] One of the [E] most _ [Em] peculiar.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em] away!
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed _ [F] _
_ _ [C] lizard!
Get away!
[Em] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ Dissect [G] a trillion cells [C]
away,
Will [B] you get this letter?
[Em] _ _ Jagged [G] glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em] _
_ _ [G] Dissect a trillion _ [C] cells away,
_ Will [B] you get this letter? _
[Em] _ _ [G] Jagged glove slots in [C] my veins,
A [B] right to remember,
[Em] _
_ A [G] right to remember,
[C] _
_ A [B] right to remember.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F]
Get away!
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em]
Say transmission [D] from the one-armed lizard!
[F]
Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ Say transmission [D] from the one _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em]-armed lizard! Get away!
Say transmission [D] from the one _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C]-armed lizard! Get away!
[F] Get away!
[C] Get away! [F] Get away!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _