Chords for Omigod You Guys

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_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [E] _ Dear Elle, I _ [Dbm] _ _ _ _
[D] got tears jumping [E] out of my nose
Man, perhaps he's the coolest
[Db] You're worth it to match
[D] Cause you've all got such [Bb] great tasting _ [Gb] clothes
Of course you _ [B] _ _ _
_ [E] _ -
Dear Elle, honey, my God
[Db] Your future's taking [D] off
Bring that ring [E] back and show it to me
Poor Carrie, she's got six cuts
[Db] Are you psyched?
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Wish I [E] could be [Gb] there to _ see
Let it get stunning
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Oh _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
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_ _ _ _ honey, [Am] _
oh
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Okay, everybody [Em] sign
[Dbm] Good now, fine
[D] And we'll start the engagement [E] parade
Light candles, please
A little [Dbm] smile, don't get so smile
It's [D] your [A] baby's down payment
You look like a [Gb] maid _ Now daddy
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_ [C] _ Oh _ my gosh
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Lush
There ever [Fm] was a perfect _
_ [F] _ Lush
[C] Oh my _ _
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_ [Bbm] gosh
Don't [Ab] care if don'ts wouldn't [Db] do
Soon to be _ [Bb] fiancé
Now that I've yet [B] chose you
[Ab] Your life begins [Fm]
today
[Db] Make [Ab] him a happy home
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Waste not his [C] hard-earned wage
[Bbm] And so he [B] does not roam
[Fm] Strive not to look for [Db] age
Still [Ab] in your hour of need
Let it be _ understood
[Gm] [Bb] No, make it supersede
_ _ [Eb] On sacred fond [Db] _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ auspices
It's [Em] almost there, but
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[Ab] This dress [Abm] needs to seal the [Eb] deal
[Fm] Make throne [Cm] the kneel
[Eb] But it can't come [Ab] right out and say [Eb] bride
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_ [Abm] _ [Eb] Desperate or [Ab] like waiting [Cm] for it
[Bbm] I've got [Ebm] to leave
[Db] His bride
[Eb] _ _ [Db] So pretty, small
You [Bb] _ _ _
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_ _ _ guys [Abm] All this
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[E] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ Weary [Am] tale _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ On sale
[D] Love is like
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[Gbm] Wands make [Ab] commissions so easy
Excuse [D] me, [Abm] have you seen this?
It just came in, it's perfect like wands
Right, [Em] with a half-moon stitch on china silk Uh-huh
[G] But the thing is you can't use a half-moon stitch on [Abm] china silk It'll [N] pucker
And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last night's vote
[G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Guys
I had about to buy last year's dress at this year's price
[Em] _
Else
Right, [F] fiancé's hands [C] was
It may be perfect for [F] a blonde, but I'm not that [B] blonde
I may be [Am] in love, but I'm not stupid
Honey, [D] I've got eyes
[Eb] Oh my God _
Sorry, I'll mistake
[Ab] Derek, [Eb] take your break
Just [Db] ignore him, he hasn't [E] been well
Tried this latest from a blonde
[D] One _
_ [Dbm] _ _ [B] _ [Gb]-line tale
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