Chords for Ohio Players - Funky Worm (Single Mix) (Slayd5000)

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_ [A] _ She's here, Mr.
Johnson.
Okay, thank you very much.
[Am] Granny, they're expecting [G] you.
You're a little late, [A] so come right this way.
Right?
Okay?
[Am] What?
[C] Say it now? Yes.
[A] Me and the Ohio Plains gonna tell you about a [C] worm.
He's the [G] funkiest [A] worm [Em] in the [Am] world.
Okay, say it, Felix.
[Eb] _ [G] [Dm] There's a [Gm] worm in the ground.
Yes, there is.
That's right.
_ [F] He's six [Dm] feet [Gm] down.
Six feet down.
He [F] only comes [Gm] around
[F] _ [Gm] when he's low-heckin' [F] down.
But when he comes [Bb] out of his hole,
he sounds something like this.
[G] _ _ [A] _
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[Gm] _ [Am] _ Oh, that's funky.
That's funky. _
_ _ _ Like nine cans of shaving powder.
That's funky.
_ _ Come on [G] with it again, fellas.
Come on with it.
He's a man from a foreign land.
Yeah.
[Dm] _ Sing it.
[Gm] _
_ [Dm] [Gm] He's a man.
Play it again.
He plays [C] guitar [F] without any [G] hands.
Pretty [Dm] good, I might add.
Yeah.
[Gm] When he grabs his [F] guitar and starts to [G] pluck,
[C] everybody wants to [G] get up and [Cm] dance.
[Am] _
I'll _ _ _ _ [G] get it, [Am] baby. _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm his [G] manager.
[A] [Gm] Yeah.
[Am] _ _ [D] _ [Am]
Gonna make a million dollars.
I'll get it [G] all
till [C] he can't spend it.
[G] _ Don't stop now, [Dm] honey.
Get down.
[G] _ _ [F] _
_ [G] That's it.
That's it.
[F] _ [G] _ _ _
[F] _ [G] Don't fight the [Dm] feeling.
Don't [G] fight. _ _
[F] [Dm] Okay, [G] _ [Dm] that's enough.
Get out of here.
[G] Here you go, [C] people.
Listen [Dm] to this.
This is really funky.
[D] Get out of here.
_ [A] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ Going back in his hole.
It's the same way he came out. _ _ _ _
Do we get paid for this?
I want to know.
Yes, of course.
Do we do?
Okay.
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