Chords for Oh That's Terrible - Homer and Jethro

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[C] _ [D] _ [G] I know a guy whose wife is twins One stops nagging and the other begins
Oh, that's [A#] terrible [C] _
[F#] You [D] think that's bad, well listen to this
He don't know which [C#] one to [D] kiss Oh, that's [G] terrible _
I know a guy by the name of Ray He lost his wife to the dog one day
Oh, that's terrible [Am] _
_ [D] It was bad and that's a fact
The dog found his way back Oh, that's [G] terrible _
_ [Am] How much wood would a woodchuck chop [G] If a woodchuck could chop wood?
How much [C#] wood would a [Am] dinosaur saw If a dinosaur could [D] saw wood?
[G] I know a guy by the name of Mike He got no car but he rides a bike
Oh, that's [Am] terrible _ You [D] don't know how bad he feels
The bike he rides ain't got no wheels Oh, that's terrible _
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[D] _ _ [G] know a girl whose legs are both She goes swimming when the tide is low
Oh, that's [D] terrible _ You think that's bad, well this is worse
A shark bit her when she swam in reverse Oh, that's [G] terrible
I know an Eskimo named John He goes swimming with his overcoat on
Oh, [D] that's terrible _ The coat is made of polar bear hide
Still got the polar bear inside Oh, _ [G] that's terrible
_ _ [Am] [C] How much wood would a [G] woodchuck chop If a woodchuck could chop wood?
How [A] much wood would a dinosaur saw If a dinosaur [D] could saw wood?
[G] I know a girl by the name of Grace She got the hit with the [F#] pie in the [G] face
Oh, that's terrible [F#] _ [C] You [D] think that's bad, well maybe you're [A#] right
It wasn't the kind of [C] pie she [D] likes Oh, that's [G] terrible
Repeat it now _ [D] Oh, [D#] that's terrible
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