Chords for Nothin' Fancy - Grandpa's Chasing Women at the Local Retirement Home
Tempo:
104.2 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
D
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
My grandpa chases women [F] at the local retirement home.
[C] I know they're gonna kick him [D] out if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
He's got a bumper [G] sticker that says you [C] can't keep an old man down.
Stuck [D] there to the rear end [G] of his bright red hover around.
[C] In his Sunday suit and his derby hat [F] he's something now to behold.
My grandpa [C] chasing women [G] at the local retirement home.
It's a hit!
[F]
[C] [D] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G] [C]
Well I was there one afternoon [F] to visit my great aunt June.
[C] I saw grandpa cruising down [G] the hall.
[C] Well I guess he didn't see me standing there [F] but he gave aunt Sue quite the stare.
[C] He said, come on baby, let's get it on.
Well my grandpa's chasing women [F] at the local [Dm] retirement home.
[C] I know someday they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the women [G] alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle [C] in his eye.
Cracker boys!
[F]
[C] [D] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G] [C]
Grandpa said no one could [F] ever take the place of your grandma.
He said I love that [C] woman more [D] than any man could [G] ever know.
[C] He said I stood right by her till she took [F] her final, final breath.
And to tell the [C] truth I may have [G] chased your grandma [C] half to death.
Well my grandpa's chasing women at the local [F] retirement home.
I know someday [C] they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy and a [F] satiable desire.
A little blue [G] pill in his wallet and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
[F] He's got a little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in his eye.
[C]
[C] I know they're gonna kick him [D] out if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
He's got a bumper [G] sticker that says you [C] can't keep an old man down.
Stuck [D] there to the rear end [G] of his bright red hover around.
[C] In his Sunday suit and his derby hat [F] he's something now to behold.
My grandpa [C] chasing women [G] at the local retirement home.
It's a hit!
[F]
[C] [D] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G] [C]
Well I was there one afternoon [F] to visit my great aunt June.
[C] I saw grandpa cruising down [G] the hall.
[C] Well I guess he didn't see me standing there [F] but he gave aunt Sue quite the stare.
[C] He said, come on baby, let's get it on.
Well my grandpa's chasing women [F] at the local [Dm] retirement home.
[C] I know someday they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the women [G] alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle [C] in his eye.
Cracker boys!
[F]
[C] [D] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G] [C]
Grandpa said no one could [F] ever take the place of your grandma.
He said I love that [C] woman more [D] than any man could [G] ever know.
[C] He said I stood right by her till she took [F] her final, final breath.
And to tell the [C] truth I may have [G] chased your grandma [C] half to death.
Well my grandpa's chasing women at the local [F] retirement home.
I know someday [C] they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy and a [F] satiable desire.
A little blue [G] pill in his wallet and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
[F] He's got a little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in his eye.
[C]
Key:
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F
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Dm
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_ _ _ _ _ My grandpa chases women [F] at the local retirement home.
[C] I know they're gonna kick him [D] out if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
_ [C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in [C] his eye. _
_ _ _ _ He's got a bumper [G] sticker that says you [C] can't keep an old man down.
Stuck [D] there to the rear end [G] of his bright red hover around.
[C] In his Sunday suit and his derby hat [F] he's something now to behold.
My grandpa [C] chasing women [G] at the local retirement home. _ _ _
It's a hit!
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ Well I was there one afternoon [F] to visit my great aunt June.
[C] I saw grandpa cruising down [G] the hall.
_ [C] Well I guess he didn't see me standing there [F] but he gave aunt Sue quite the stare.
[C] He said, come on baby, let's get it on.
_ _ Well my grandpa's chasing women [F] at the local [Dm] retirement home.
[C] I know someday they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the women [G] alone.
_ [C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle [C] in his eye.
Cracker boys! _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ Grandpa said no one could [F] ever take the place of your grandma.
He said I love that [C] woman more [D] than any man could [G] ever know.
_ [C] He said I stood right by her till she took [F] her final, final breath.
And to tell the [C] truth I may have [G] chased your grandma [C] half to death.
_ Well my grandpa's chasing women at the local [F] retirement home.
I know someday [C] they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the [G] women alone. _ _
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy and a [F] satiable desire.
A little blue [G] pill in his wallet and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
_ [F] He's got a little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in his eye.
[C] _ _ _ _ _
[C] I know they're gonna kick him [D] out if they don't leave the [G] women alone.
_ [C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in [C] his eye. _
_ _ _ _ He's got a bumper [G] sticker that says you [C] can't keep an old man down.
Stuck [D] there to the rear end [G] of his bright red hover around.
[C] In his Sunday suit and his derby hat [F] he's something now to behold.
My grandpa [C] chasing women [G] at the local retirement home. _ _ _
It's a hit!
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ Well I was there one afternoon [F] to visit my great aunt June.
[C] I saw grandpa cruising down [G] the hall.
_ [C] Well I guess he didn't see me standing there [F] but he gave aunt Sue quite the stare.
[C] He said, come on baby, let's get it on.
_ _ Well my grandpa's chasing women [F] at the local [Dm] retirement home.
[C] I know someday they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the women [G] alone.
_ [C] He's got a pocket full of candy [F] and a satiable desire.
A little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle [C] in his eye.
Cracker boys! _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ Grandpa said no one could [F] ever take the place of your grandma.
He said I love that [C] woman more [D] than any man could [G] ever know.
_ [C] He said I stood right by her till she took [F] her final, final breath.
And to tell the [C] truth I may have [G] chased your grandma [C] half to death.
_ Well my grandpa's chasing women at the local [F] retirement home.
I know someday [C] they're gonna kick him out [D] if they don't leave the [G] women alone. _ _
[C] He's got a pocket full of candy and a [F] satiable desire.
A little blue [G] pill in his wallet and a twinkle in [C] his eye.
_ [F] He's got a little blue [C] pill in his wallet [G] and a twinkle in his eye.
[C] _ _ _ _ _